THE CONFESSIONS MEME

[ceasetoexist]

Cause we've all got our secrets.

HERE ARE THE RULES:
1. Post your character revealing a secret about themselves. It can be a big one. It can be a small one. It can be several. But it has to be a secret.
2. Other characters respond to your secret ICly, and you comment to theirs.
3. You ever noticed how I don't use pictures? It's because I'm a dummy who doesn't get it that much.
4. HAVE FUN!

Comments

[miasmajesty]

Nearly all of my friends and family are dead, and it's entirely my fault.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

I stg I am starting to make a pile now.

There's gonna be puppets and robot parts.

[ceasetoexist]

The day I found out that I wasn't really who I was told I was, that I was an AI reconstruction of him and that my entire life before the 2 years I had spent in a horrible murdertown was a lie?

Best day of my life. Hands down.

[determinedpacifist]

Were you that bad, before?

[caneattheseapples]

I go to the bar every night. Kinda just slink out and head out there.

I don't do it to get drunk.

I go there because fucking with drunk people's heads is hilarious.

[rickdiculous]

Oh, look. I-it's the Antichrist.

[rickdiculous]

Salt and vinegar chips. Those little fucks. Lotta - lotta people hate 'em. Lotta people have shit taste because they're the best kind of chips, da-[urp]-wg.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Are they really?

[burningbrighter]

I could've been a princess of my home world, but I threw it all away on a quest to seize power through intimidation.

Sometimes I still think I shouldn't have been forgiven.

[coneyislandcrazy]

Question: why?

[lumpyspacegem]

I'm jealous of how Pearl dances.

I'm jealous of how Ruby and Sapphire found each other.

I'm jealous of how Greg and Rose spending time together means less time for me.

I'm jealous of Jasper's muscles.

I'm jealous of how Connie became a better gem in like two months then I was after hundreds of years.

I don't think I'm very good at taking care of Steven.

I'm basically a greedy selfish gem so Nyah.

[kuukai]

Hey, who doesn' want th'world for themselves?

[cometkin]

I wrecked my son's confidence once just to spend more time with him.

[lumpyspacegem]

Eh...he bounced back.

One time Pearl, Garnet and I had him so freaked out about birthdays he almost died of old age. That's way worse.

[4thdimensional]

My inventions have been responsible for deaths.

My biggest fear was that the time machine would end the same way.

[perfectlynormalcthulhu]

I'm actually only a year old.

TW: excessive violence

[coneyislandcrazy]

I've killed a lot of people...like a lot. One time I killed a lady at the airport for not being helpful when I lost my luggage...I mean I think she was dead? Dying for sure. I folded her up into a carry on suitcase.

Lately it's people who try to kill me? But not always. Like that Derby girl I blew up with plastic explosive in a tube of toothpaste. Or that lewd taxi cab guy who tried to get me to give him a Rusty Venture. Or that elderly nazi who was on life support and I popped his lungs like a balloon.

Anyway I'm kind of a psychotic felon but now I'm in charge of fixing all your brains! Yay!

[rickdiculous]

[holy shit she's perfect]

[stopdestroyingmythings]

I called Amethyst a defective. It's still true, gemetically speaking. Sure, she can function as well as a normal amethyst does, but she stayed too long in the ground and is too short.

...I also envy those Crystal Gems because they seem to like and respect each other so much.

[lumpyspacegem]

[Grumble grumble] being short is NOT a defect!

[your_best_friend]

I killed my mother, my father, my best friend, and a whole bunch of other people multiple times.

And I once became Jerry's friend.

[rickdiculous]

Yeah, you know, Jerry - I fucking hate his guts. Go- who would even want to be friends with that guy? Fuck Jerry.

[no rick don't talk to the evil flower who is talking about a v v different person]

[snake_with_a_cape]

I may still be a little... paranoid. I'm terrified of a human police officer we seem to keep encountering for some reason.

I've had to face glitches in reality and now my other guildmates and I are going up against Darkrai. He plans on converting the real world into the nightmare realm.

[kuukai]

I am constantly fucking terrified of dying.

[lumpyspacegem]

[ just pats her head]

Guess we better make each day fun then in case it happens

Reminder that they're a CRAU

[originaloddcouple]

We were kind of reincarnated from alternate versions of us from another timeline to fight aliens and sometimes I'm not really sure if we're still us or if their memories have completely taken over us.

Also we can't die, so I'm not sure how they did? Then there was that time we had evil clones that we absorbed into us, so now we have their memories too.

So, you know, we're sorry if we go nuts and kill you?

Prooooobably not gonna happen but we're kind of terrified of it.

[coneyislandcrazy]

Aw, my poor sweeties!

Don't you worry, if you go crazy and try to kill people I'll pull out all the stops to catch ya and piece back together your mixed up melons. I am a professional after all~

[manely_harmless]

The first thing I did to my first ever friends was steal their magic and try to tear their world apart.

[coneyislandcrazy]

How did that feel?

[onaroll]

When I was thirteen, I wrote a 40,000 word fanfic about how I joined the Coexistence Sentai Hoennrangers and posted it online under the name xXMossdeepCyanXx.

[cuteandquarky]

40,000 words is a lot! That is super awesome!

[ohmygah]

Ah know that there's somethang wrong with me, but Ah'm not sure how ta fix it. Ah just wish things were easier fer me.

Ah guess sometimes Ah don't like being called Osaka, but now Ah can't help but introduce myself with it. So Ah don't mind too much? But Ah also do.

[coneyislandcrazy]

We could give you a new nickname

Hell I was "Harleen" for over two decades, now everyone calls me Harley.

[crapfully]

I've often shown blatant disregard for my friends' and relatives' well-being, to an extent that's literally criminal.

Also I enjoy a bubble bath now and again.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Nearly everyone who made life worth living died while I was sleep spelled and the last one bled out in my arms.

I'm still trippin' emotionally trying to accept a bunch aren't dead and I think I'm actually broken now.

[coneyislandcrazy]

Now I'm super glad you came to talk with me.

I'm hoping I can help. You're worth it.

[revolutionfalcon]

I've been at war for three years, and I might be the last person left from my hometown. But I've killed with the same weapon my enemies used on everyone I knew to keep myself alive and fighting, and used it on innocent civilians to help my own mission. Back in my world, I never gave it a second thought.

[urmyanthyding]

I have killed a lot of people. I killed the programmers who created me, and I have killed at least one of my boyfriends.

I think that I am getting better, but... I am scared. I do not think I will ever stop being scared of myself.

[coneyislandcrazy]

Join the club tamagotchi.

But hey, fear can be a great motivator.

[hasnotaste]

When I destroyed the Vertex star... I think I really did take on the burden of every Sange. I haven't stopped hurting since I woke up from the coma. But I'm going to keep going, because that's what being a hero means. Even if I sometimes really wish I could tell someone.

[fishtails]

Almost started a plan that would've let me and my partners take over the world. Twice.

Sometimes I wonder if I could take over this one. And it weirds me out that I'm not thinking like that all the time anymore.

[coneyislandcrazy]

What would you do if you owned the world?

[ironicoolly]

I feel bad for saying this 'cause I know the thing's like a dad to my bro or whatever, but I'm pretty much a hundred percent convinced that Cal is an evil fucking sentient puppet.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

I always pegged Cal as chaotic neutral myself.