THE CONFESSIONS MEME

[ceasetoexist]

Cause we've all got our secrets.

HERE ARE THE RULES:
1. Post your character revealing a secret about themselves. It can be a big one. It can be a small one. It can be several. But it has to be a secret.
2. Other characters respond to your secret ICly, and you comment to theirs.
3. You ever noticed how I don't use pictures? It's because I'm a dummy who doesn't get it that much.
4. HAVE FUN!

Comments

TW: excessive violence

[coneyislandcrazy]

I've killed a lot of people...like a lot. One time I killed a lady at the airport for not being helpful when I lost my luggage...I mean I think she was dead? Dying for sure. I folded her up into a carry on suitcase.

Lately it's people who try to kill me? But not always. Like that Derby girl I blew up with plastic explosive in a tube of toothpaste. Or that lewd taxi cab guy who tried to get me to give him a Rusty Venture. Or that elderly nazi who was on life support and I popped his lungs like a balloon.

Anyway I'm kind of a psychotic felon but now I'm in charge of fixing all your brains! Yay!

[rickdiculous]

[holy shit she's perfect]

[coneyislandcrazy]

[ You wouldn't be the first war criminal or sociopath she's hung out with] <3

[originaloddcouple]

Huh

Well, uh...

[originaloddcouple]

Honesty is the best policy!

Exactly! And doing a couple bad things doesn't make you evil!

Not at all!

[coneyislandcrazy]

Aw you two are so sweet!

I mean I suppose evil is a bit much, but wicked absolutely.

That was the old me though. The new me mostly only kills bad people...mostly.

[originaloddcouple]

People change all the time!

Aw, but you're the sweet one!

[coneyislandcrazy]

You got that right!

[Hugs them both]

I'm so lucky to have such cute understanding pals like you!

[originaloddcouple]

[Awwwwwww. They are quick to hug her back.]

Well, the same applies to you!

You've been nothing but great and nice since we met!

[coneyislandcrazy]

Well what can I say! Some people bring out the best in me. And you two are just so dang adorkable I couldn't help but adore you!

[originaloddcouple]

Awwww!

Well if we're adorable, then you're definitely ado-

[No wait, that's an actual word. They consider this for a moment.]

The point is, we adore you too!

Exactly!

[coneyislandcrazy]

Welp, all these warm fuzzies are overwhelmin' I say we go get some ice cream and liquor to celebrate how awesome we are!

[originaloddcouple]

That's a great idea!

A feast for champions!

[connie_maheswaran]

That's pretty violent.

Please try not to kill people here?

[coneyislandcrazy]

Eh...I've done pretty well so far.

It's like I was trying to explain to Robin. Sometime's it IS a viable solution.

[connie_maheswaran]

It certainly seems that way.

I would imagine Robin has a hard time understanding that.