THE CONFESSIONS MEME

[ceasetoexist]

Cause we've all got our secrets.

HERE ARE THE RULES:
1. Post your character revealing a secret about themselves. It can be a big one. It can be a small one. It can be several. But it has to be a secret.
2. Other characters respond to your secret ICly, and you comment to theirs.
3. You ever noticed how I don't use pictures? It's because I'm a dummy who doesn't get it that much.
4. HAVE FUN!

Comments

[miasmajesty]

Nearly all of my friends and family are dead, and it's entirely my fault.

[ceasetoexist]

The day I found out that I wasn't really who I was told I was, that I was an AI reconstruction of him and that my entire life before the 2 years I had spent in a horrible murdertown was a lie?

Best day of my life. Hands down.

[caneattheseapples]

I go to the bar every night. Kinda just slink out and head out there.

I don't do it to get drunk.

I go there because fucking with drunk people's heads is hilarious.

[rickdiculous]

Oh, look. I-it's the Antichrist.

[rickdiculous]

Salt and vinegar chips. Those little fucks. Lotta - lotta people hate 'em. Lotta people have shit taste because they're the best kind of chips, da-[urp]-wg.

[caneattheseapples]

Shit yeah. Better start giving your false praise now cause hey, your ass isn't headed to Heaven anyway.

[rickdiculous]

We'll have a fucking go-kart race there, I'll slam your ass off the side of Hell Road like it's a game of goddamn Mar-[eerrrghh]-io Kart.

[burningbrighter]

I could've been a princess of my home world, but I threw it all away on a quest to seize power through intimidation.

Sometimes I still think I shouldn't have been forgiven.

[lumpyspacegem]

I'm jealous of how Pearl dances.

I'm jealous of how Ruby and Sapphire found each other.

I'm jealous of how Greg and Rose spending time together means less time for me.

I'm jealous of Jasper's muscles.

I'm jealous of how Connie became a better gem in like two months then I was after hundreds of years.

I don't think I'm very good at taking care of Steven.

I'm basically a greedy selfish gem so Nyah.

[cometkin]

I wrecked my son's confidence once just to spend more time with him.

[4thdimensional]

My inventions have been responsible for deaths.

My biggest fear was that the time machine would end the same way.

[perfectlynormalcthulhu]

I'm actually only a year old.

TW: excessive violence

[coneyislandcrazy]

I've killed a lot of people...like a lot. One time I killed a lady at the airport for not being helpful when I lost my luggage...I mean I think she was dead? Dying for sure. I folded her up into a carry on suitcase.

Lately it's people who try to kill me? But not always. Like that Derby girl I blew up with plastic explosive in a tube of toothpaste. Or that lewd taxi cab guy who tried to get me to give him a Rusty Venture. Or that elderly nazi who was on life support and I popped his lungs like a balloon.

Anyway I'm kind of a psychotic felon but now I'm in charge of fixing all your brains! Yay!

[lumpyspacegem]

Eh...he bounced back.

One time Pearl, Garnet and I had him so freaked out about birthdays he almost died of old age. That's way worse.

[stopdestroyingmythings]

I called Amethyst a defective. It's still true, gemetically speaking. Sure, she can function as well as a normal amethyst does, but she stayed too long in the ground and is too short.

...I also envy those Crystal Gems because they seem to like and respect each other so much.

[your_best_friend]

I killed my mother, my father, my best friend, and a whole bunch of other people multiple times.

And I once became Jerry's friend.

[rickdiculous]

[holy shit she's perfect]

[rickdiculous]

Yeah, you know, Jerry - I fucking hate his guts. Go- who would even want to be friends with that guy? Fuck Jerry.

[no rick don't talk to the evil flower who is talking about a v v different person]

[snake_with_a_cape]

I may still be a little... paranoid. I'm terrified of a human police officer we seem to keep encountering for some reason.

I've had to face glitches in reality and now my other guildmates and I are going up against Darkrai. He plans on converting the real world into the nightmare realm.

[your_best_friend]

[Flowey will roll with it.]

Golly, I know! And he's so ugly and his defense is so high! Who even wants to face a monster that makes attacks two seconds longer? If there's one thing I can regret without a soul, it's hanging out with Jerry.

[coneyislandcrazy]

[ You wouldn't be the first war criminal or sociopath she's hung out with] <3

[lumpyspacegem]

[Grumble grumble] being short is NOT a defect!

[kuukai]

I am constantly fucking terrified of dying.

Reminder that they're a CRAU

[originaloddcouple]

We were kind of reincarnated from alternate versions of us from another timeline to fight aliens and sometimes I'm not really sure if we're still us or if their memories have completely taken over us.

Also we can't die, so I'm not sure how they did? Then there was that time we had evil clones that we absorbed into us, so now we have their memories too.

So, you know, we're sorry if we go nuts and kill you?

Prooooobably not gonna happen but we're kind of terrified of it.

[manely_harmless]

The first thing I did to my first ever friends was steal their magic and try to tear their world apart.