THE BURN BOOK MEME

[dirteater]

We all have a thing or two we'd love to say to each others' faces but who has the time or energy to instigate an all-out brawl? We could push those thoughts deep down inside where we'll never ever find them, OR we could let it all out. Put it in the book. However, the pages of that oh-so-secret book are being spread around Waverly Bay. What is everyone going to think when they find out what you've been saying about them?

RULES
-Create a top-level comment or "page" of the Burn Book for your character.
-Respond anonymously with rumors, stories and gossip about the citizens of Waverly Bay
-Respond with further anonymous comments or respond IC-- it's free game!
-Remember that this isn't an excuse to be a dick OOC. This is about gossipy and harmless in-character fun.
-FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.

Comments

Problem Sleuth

[tectrixcalibur]

[(Anonymous)]

Humped the gem when he first arrived.

Beatrice

[dirteater]

[(Anonymous)]

she's so...flappable

Dave Strider

[ironicoolly]

[(Anonymous)]

Dave is very cool!

But he would be even cooler if he did not try so hard.

Ellen

[unlovably]

[(Anonymous)]

Probably decorates her room with body parts.

Ford Pines

[sixfingerednerd]

[(Anonymous)]

ford is a paranoid, unfunny old man and he brings a plague upon his house.

Sunset Shimmer

[burningbrighter]

[(Anonymous)]

SUNSET SHIMMER
> Multiple sources have suggested the possibility of a secondary relationship level other than friends. But how am I supposed to understand it when I'm still so new at the first level? Must investigate further, split my resources. Try not to mess things up. ... Possibly ask her for help.

Doc Brown

[4thdimensional]

Re: Doc Brown

[(Anonymous)]

Quack

Strong Bad

[crapfully]

Re: Strong Bad

[(Anonymous)]

couldnt wrestle out of a paper bag

Connie Maheswaran

[connie_maheswaran]

[(Anonymous)]

So is she dumping the short fat kid for the dorky kid with the noodle arms or what?

Yuuya Sakaki

[camparistar]

Re: Yuuya Sakaki

[(Anonymous)]

Most likely to breakdown crying

Kyouko Sakura

[kuukai]

[(Anonymous)]

Hide your plates around this one.

Twilight Sparkle

[manely_harmless]

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know how I feel about her. I thought I didn't like her, that she wasn't like---never mind.

But she's exactly who I want to hang with. And maybe more, like we could...I don't know. She confuses me and I don't like being confused.

Stocking Anarchy

[bitter_sweet_anarchy]

Re: Stocking Anarchy

[(Anonymous)]

Misses her sister despite lying

Isaac and Miria

[originaloddcouple]

[(Anonymous)]

theyre a couple of idiots and that's all you really need to know

Gary Smith

[relaxfriend]

[(Anonymous)]

Jade Harley

[cuteandquarky]

Re: Jade Harley

[(Anonymous)]

Well clearly she's too adorable to be real. There is no Jade Harley.

Harley Quinn

[coneyislandcrazy]

:p

Re: Harley Quinn

[(Anonymous)]

Hottest jester gnome woman

Amethyst

[lumpyspacegem]

O_O

Re: Amethyst

[(Anonymous)]

Smallest one to kick your ass

Gongenzaka

[otoko]

Re: Gongenzaka

[(Anonymous)]

probably takes steroids

Reira Akaba

[blurspot]

Re: Reira Akaba

[(Anonymous)]

AVOID EYECONTACT AT ALL COSTS

Masumi Kotsu

[gemasumi]

Re: Masumi Kotsu

[(Anonymous)]

Probably would bed Kurosaki if he wasn't psycho

Pokey Minch

[ceasetoexist]

[(Anonymous)]

Oink oink.

Jappleack

[caneattheseapples]

[(Anonymous)]

There's a chance that she may be some... very odd Pokemon from some faraway region.

Shun Kurosaki

[revolutionfalcon]

[(Anonymous)]

A complete and total psychopath, I hear! Should probably stay away from him if you don't want to add to his body count.

Davesprite

[redotiertwo]

[(Anonymous)]

Probably doesn't bleed apple juice.

Potentially bleeds orange juice