THE BURN BOOK MEME

[dirteater]

We all have a thing or two we'd love to say to each others' faces but who has the time or energy to instigate an all-out brawl? We could push those thoughts deep down inside where we'll never ever find them, OR we could let it all out. Put it in the book. However, the pages of that oh-so-secret book are being spread around Waverly Bay. What is everyone going to think when they find out what you've been saying about them?

RULES
-Create a top-level comment or "page" of the Burn Book for your character.
-Respond anonymously with rumors, stories and gossip about the citizens of Waverly Bay
-Respond with further anonymous comments or respond IC-- it's free game!
-Remember that this isn't an excuse to be a dick OOC. This is about gossipy and harmless in-character fun.
-FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Dave is very cool!

But he would be even cooler if he did not try so hard.

-1

[(Anonymous)]

>Dave
>cool

Pick one

Re: -1

[(Anonymous)]

No! I am picking both and you CANNOT STOP ME.

Re: -1

[(Anonymous)]

You can't fight the facts.

[(Anonymous)]

Coolness is not empirical fact!

Unless you are talking about a literal lack of temperature. In case I guess that Dave is not cool because he accidentally burnt a bunch of stuff.

But that just makes him hot.

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes someone is just so uncool, such a tremendous loser, such an unfunny tryharding fool with self respect so low it's miles and miles below sea level that it's kind of hard to say otherwise.

This is one of those cases.

[(Anonymous)]

Well... he may be a LITTLE try-hardy, and his self esteem could stand to be higher! But I for one think that he is very funny and very cool. Just because there is room for improvement doesn't mean he is terrible!

[ironicoolly]

[OUCH. Okay, he'd say something witty and scathing here, but that bit about the self-respect hits a little way too close to the mark.

There are, what, all of four people here who know him well enough to say something like that? MAYBE?]

Just so you know, you're nowhere near as anonymous as you think you are. I had you pegged for a reprehensible piece of shit, but even I didn't think you'd stoop low enough to bring your issues with me to a public venue like this. So congrats on breaking every expectation I had of you, I guess.

You're a real piece of work, you know that?

[revolutionfalcon]

Maybe you didn't think I'd stoop that low because I wouldn't. Even if you consider me "a reprehensible piece of shit", you know just as much about me as I do about you, and I'm not going to give someone who knows that much any provocation to use it.

But go ahead and make things easier on yourself by believing the only person with any reason to act like that towards you is me. It must be enjoyable being able to delude yourself into thinking you only have one enemy.

[ironicoolly]

Look at you, barreling in even after I specifically went out of my way to not name you because I didn't want this to turn into a goddamn circus spectacle.

Fuck off. I've said my piece. I'm done here.

[revolutionfalcon]

Imagine that, someone coming in when you're not naming them but anyone with functional thought processes could tell what you're talking about.

Be less obvious, and I won't have to waste my time.

[ironicoolly]

Protip: Nobody gives even half the amount of shits about you that you assume they do. Nobody's paying attention, nobody's taking tabs on your life or mine. If you hadn't come in and said something? Yeah, chances are the number of people who'd know or even care to know who I was referring to would be in the single digits.

So fuck off with your self-aggrandizing horseshit.

[revolutionfalcon]

Strange. You'd think you'd stop bringing me up with no prompting every other week if that were true.

Then again, I suppose you could write the book on self-aggrandizing horseshit.

[ironicoolly]

Hahahaha. Could I? Funny how you're always giving me shit about the opposite, then.

Anyway, I don't really like talking about you even half as much as you like to imagine, and I'm not all that fond of talking to you either, so if you could just fuck off and leave when you're not wanted for once in your goddamn life that'd be great, thanks.

[revolutionfalcon]

You pretend to be impressive because it serves your image. You did almost nothing except pelt me with self-aggrandizing horseshit when we met, even if I know how you actually feel about yourself.

And I don't relish wasting my time here with you either. But when you start assuming that everyone with ill will towards you is actually me in disguise, I feel like I should at least try to stop you from being a complete idiot.

[(Anonymous)]

Piss off Gary.

[(Anonymous)]

Who the fuck is Gary?

[(Anonymous)]

Nice try.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't know what you're talking about but believe what you want!