THE BURN BOOK MEME

[dirteater]

We all have a thing or two we'd love to say to each others' faces but who has the time or energy to instigate an all-out brawl? We could push those thoughts deep down inside where we'll never ever find them, OR we could let it all out. Put it in the book. However, the pages of that oh-so-secret book are being spread around Waverly Bay. What is everyone going to think when they find out what you've been saying about them?

RULES
-Create a top-level comment or "page" of the Burn Book for your character.
-Respond anonymously with rumors, stories and gossip about the citizens of Waverly Bay
-Respond with further anonymous comments or respond IC-- it's free game!
-Remember that this isn't an excuse to be a dick OOC. This is about gossipy and harmless in-character fun.
-FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.

Comments

Gary Smith

[relaxfriend]

[(Anonymous)]

[relaxfriend]

Your artistic skills are sorely lacking. Why do I only have four fingers?

[(Anonymous)]

A good drawing would take more effort than I'm willing to expend on the likes of you.

You've only got four fingers 'cause you're such a no-good thumbsucker that I wouldn't be surprised if your thumbs just popped straight off and skipped out on you for greener pastures one day without warning.

[relaxfriend]

But you were willing to expend effort at all, weren't you? Did I have that big of an impact on you?

Did I make you cry? Aww...

[(Anonymous)]

A real man doesn't cry, kid. One day you'll grow a pair and learn that for yourself.

If you're lucky.

[relaxfriend]

Real men don't draw silly pictures like five year-old children.

Looks like you have some things to learn yourself.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, you know what they say. A picture's worth a thousand words and all that. Figured I'd save you the trouble of having to read a long discourse on what a lousy nitwit you are, since you don't strike me as the type who's bright enough to read anything longer than a paragraph and actually retain the info.

[relaxfriend]

Then you're obviously a poor judge of character.

[(Anonymous)]

Gary is rude and full of himself, but he isn't as above it all as he pretends to be. Also a menace to macaroni displays!

[relaxfriend]

I'm going to knock down more macaroni displays just for you.

[(Anonymous)]

So rude! Those macaroni stands did nothing to deserve that!

[relaxfriend]

But it bothers you. And that pleases me.

[(Anonymous)]

So you are going to knock over macaroni just to annoy me?

That is weird and kind of obsessive to be totally honest!

[(Anonymous)]

Most likely to get tentacled by Ellen

[relaxfriend]

I'll kill you.

[(Anonymous)]

You act like this isn't a true fact.

[relaxfriend]

You act like you know what you're talking about.

Re: Gary Smith

[(Anonymous)]

Hey folks let's play a game! Here's three super fun facts about Gary Smith!

1. Gary liked to relax in his room by sitting on a throne he made and cackling like a super villain with a crow lodged in their throat! That's right folks! Dude has such a pathetic sense of megalomania he made himself a throne! Still, it's nice he's made an example for orderlies to follow when they make up his room in the psych ward!

2. Oh, didn't you know? Gary's on medication, or he's supposed to be! Guess crippling paranoia isn't enough to get him back on it! Don't worry Gary you'll be okay! There's just rats in your walls!

3. That's right. The guy is afraid of rats! Pretty funny considering they're the closest thing to him genetically, just a rung up above him.

I'm watching you.

I can see through your walls.

Don't forget that.

[relaxfriend]

[Wow most effective method of making Gary extremely paranoid ever. Coming second only to Gary making himself paranoid.

Or torturing him.

But no seriously watching him? What is this shit?]

Your facts are meaningless without proof, asshole.

[SOMEONE CAN SEE HIM OH GOD.]

[(Anonymous)]

How's it like cowering from mailboxes all day?

[relaxfriend]

Cowering? You're mistaken. I kick them.

[(Anonymous)]

And why do so? Can you point to a doll where they did bad things to you?