THE BURN BOOK MEME

[dirteater]

We all have a thing or two we'd love to say to each others' faces but who has the time or energy to instigate an all-out brawl? We could push those thoughts deep down inside where we'll never ever find them, OR we could let it all out. Put it in the book. However, the pages of that oh-so-secret book are being spread around Waverly Bay. What is everyone going to think when they find out what you've been saying about them?

RULES
-Create a top-level comment or "page" of the Burn Book for your character.
-Respond anonymously with rumors, stories and gossip about the citizens of Waverly Bay
-Respond with further anonymous comments or respond IC-- it's free game!
-Remember that this isn't an excuse to be a dick OOC. This is about gossipy and harmless in-character fun.
-FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

[relaxfriend]

Your artistic skills are sorely lacking. Why do I only have four fingers?

[(Anonymous)]

A good drawing would take more effort than I'm willing to expend on the likes of you.

You've only got four fingers 'cause you're such a no-good thumbsucker that I wouldn't be surprised if your thumbs just popped straight off and skipped out on you for greener pastures one day without warning.

[relaxfriend]

But you were willing to expend effort at all, weren't you? Did I have that big of an impact on you?

Did I make you cry? Aww...

[(Anonymous)]

A real man doesn't cry, kid. One day you'll grow a pair and learn that for yourself.

If you're lucky.

[relaxfriend]

Real men don't draw silly pictures like five year-old children.

Looks like you have some things to learn yourself.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, you know what they say. A picture's worth a thousand words and all that. Figured I'd save you the trouble of having to read a long discourse on what a lousy nitwit you are, since you don't strike me as the type who's bright enough to read anything longer than a paragraph and actually retain the info.

[relaxfriend]

Then you're obviously a poor judge of character.