THE BURN BOOK MEME

[dirteater]

We all have a thing or two we'd love to say to each others' faces but who has the time or energy to instigate an all-out brawl? We could push those thoughts deep down inside where we'll never ever find them, OR we could let it all out. Put it in the book. However, the pages of that oh-so-secret book are being spread around Waverly Bay. What is everyone going to think when they find out what you've been saying about them?

RULES
-Create a top-level comment or "page" of the Burn Book for your character.
-Respond anonymously with rumors, stories and gossip about the citizens of Waverly Bay
-Respond with further anonymous comments or respond IC-- it's free game!
-Remember that this isn't an excuse to be a dick OOC. This is about gossipy and harmless in-character fun.
-FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.

Comments

[kuukai]

Hell yeah. Cause then they'd be waffles.

[(Anonymous)]

Well too bad, 'cause I'm hoarding all the syrup! All of it, mine! Bwahaha.

[kuukai]

Fuck you, I can eat waffles without syrup! It's called ice cream.

[(Anonymous)]

THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO EAT THE ICE CREAM TOO.

And possibly end up with a month's worth of brain freeze.

[kuukai]

DON' YOU DARE.

[crapfully]

I'd like to see you try to stop me! Bet you can't even figure out who I---

[bzzt.]

[kuukai]

[ oh shit ]

I got me an' two'a my fusions who will wreck yer shit, Strong Bad!! An' yer waffles!!!

[crapfully]

[oh crap]

Hey wait a sec, how can you fuse with two at the same time?

[kuukai]

Tha's b'side th'point!

...

Actually s'prob'ly not impossible. Ya jus' fuse a fusion an' a gem. Easy.

Ha. Citrine mixed with Amethyst would be a nightmare, though.

[crapfully]

[He shudders.]

Yeah, you would be.

But, uh. Is it too late to offer a truce?

[kuukai]

Yeah, 'm not actually gonna eat yer waffles. Or ya.

Wonder how come we didn' get an appetite when we fused. D'ya jus' not eat all tha' much?

[crapfully]

That's not what I'm thinking about when I've got a fight on my hands. We were awesome, by the way.

But if we fused just for kicks, I think we might eat some more.

[kuukai]

Course we were, we kicked Jas's ass.

We'll haveta do it again. So's ya can have fun bein' a girl again. An' bein' fused with me.

[crapfully]

It wasn't that much fun. The girl part, I mean. You? You I'm cool with.

[not just a river in egypt]