THE BURN BOOK MEME

[dirteater]

We all have a thing or two we'd love to say to each others' faces but who has the time or energy to instigate an all-out brawl? We could push those thoughts deep down inside where we'll never ever find them, OR we could let it all out. Put it in the book. However, the pages of that oh-so-secret book are being spread around Waverly Bay. What is everyone going to think when they find out what you've been saying about them?

RULES
-Create a top-level comment or "page" of the Burn Book for your character.
-Respond anonymously with rumors, stories and gossip about the citizens of Waverly Bay
-Respond with further anonymous comments or respond IC-- it's free game!
-Remember that this isn't an excuse to be a dick OOC. This is about gossipy and harmless in-character fun.
-FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.

Comments

[tectrixcalibur]

Well you don't gotta worry about that, 'cause I just so happen to have a deadly allergy to presumptuous pricks. I wouldn't hump you if I had hot pants on so tight my nuts were about to burst into flames and you were the last lay in town.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh no, I get it. You're an objectophiliac and there's nothing wrong with that. No one is judging you.

Except maybe for the Heart since you defiled it after two minutes of being brought here.

[tectrixcalibur]

You can stop projecting your sick fantasies onto me any second now, buddy. The only thing I'm interested in doing with that dumb rock is turning it into useless rubble, setting the pieces alight, and pissing on the ashes.

[(Anonymous)]

Watersports AND objectophilia. You filthy little bastard, you.

[tectrixcalibur]

Quit hiding behind anonymity and show yourself, you no-good, lily-livered pansy! What, afraid to have a real man-to-man talk? You're a goddamn coward is what you are.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh boy, did I strike a nerve? It sure looks like it.

[tectrixcalibur]

What, did I hit the mark? Quit flappin' your gums and attach a name to your words already if you've really got any conviction at all behind them.