Fanservice Meme

[ironicoolly]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

(stolen from C&C)

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Dave Strider

[ironicoolly]

[(Anonymous)]

Hate-makeouts with Kurosaki

[ironicoolly]

Are you fucking kidding me.

[ceasetoexist]

Dude. Yo. Dave.

Catch.

[Head's up Dave. The dude is tossing you something. It looks like...a cheap, plastic four leaf clover pin. It's a little faded here and there, like the guy has had it for a while.]

[ironicoolly]

Pokey.

[He catches it in one hand and looks down to inspect it. Huh. This definitely isn't just some thing Pokey went and bought at some souvenir store moments ago. From the looks of it, Pokey either found it somewhere or it's been on him for a while.

Weird thing to give a guy.]

You're early, bro. My birthday's not for another couple of months.

[ceasetoexist]

Hey, wasn't planning on making it that, but if you're gonna give me a pass, sweet.

[He smirks a little, shoving his hands in his pockets.]

Kind of a souvenir I've had. Got it from someone early on when this crap began. ...Guess I sort of consider it a good luck charm.

Since you're just starting this crap, hey. Thought you could use it for a bit since we're, you know.

We're cool.

[He's building up to this. C'mon. He can tell you he wants to be your friend.

But dude. They wanted him to give you a friendship bracelet. A friendship bracelet, can you imagine how sissy that would be?]

[ironicoolly]

Sounds like it's pretty important, then. Luck's a thing I could always use more of, so I appreciate the thought. Sure you wanna part with it?

Now you're making me feel bad 'cause I haven't got anything on me to turn this into a neat little gift exchange.

[ceasetoexist]

[The teen shrugs, smirking.]

Hey, I need it back, I'll tell you. Not like you owe me anything. Yet.

I mean, hey, we're. You know dude.

You're my friend.

[Christ why is this so hard. Don't sound like such a desperate dumbass during this.]

[ironicoolly]

[uh... oh.

Not quite the response he was expecting from Pokey, so for a minute there's just an expression of genuine surprise on his face. Then he has to work at biting back a dorky grin because holy shit dude Pokey's like one of the coolest people here, and he doesn't really seem the type to say this sort of thing. That's not a thing that cool people say out loud.]

Yeah. We're... friends.

[He says it like it's an unfamiliar word on his tongue and he's trying to work out its definition.]

We're friends, huh?

[This is like the lamest response ever but his brain's blanking. Way to go, Strider.]

[ceasetoexist]

[Oh shit. Oh no. The dude sounds like those words are foreign as hell. Crap. Crap he came on way too strong with this. Look at Dave. Look at his...well. His badass shades, Pokey guesses, but behind those? Pokey is sure his eyes are just boring into him. Just setting his lame ass on fire with his coolness gaze.]

Yeah, I mean...you know. We're friends and stuff. Like, if you wanna.

I mean, like, if that's cool with you. Cause it's cool with me if it's cool with you.

[Oh God Pokey shut up you're fucking this up so bad.]

[ironicoolly]

Oh. Oh man, yeah, it's cool. Totally cool with me. Cooler than a cucumber in the freezing arctic, yeah? Ha. Haha.

[hrnrg that was totally an uncool thing to say and he probably came off like a total fucking dork

also god could that laugh have sounded any faker?]

[redotiertwo]

'Sup.

[Well, someone's gotten a lot taller than he remembers being. Luckily he can tail himself up to that height too.]

The unyielding forces of the universe have demanded a sacrifice dedicated to my godly feathered ass, and the wheel of fortune's landed your fine self in the cooking pot again. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it's for a good cause and all, you should be honoured.

[officiallywhelmed]

[There's going to be a note that flutters down in front of Dave. If he takes a look at it, all it says is: Sorry, need to borrow your sunglasses. That's about ten seconds before the note starts emitting a smokescreen.]

[ironicoolly]

[He just picks the note up and scrunches his nose at it with the most disdainful look, like why does anyone think he'd let them borrow his shades? Those were a gift from a bro, man.

He's still in the process of doing this when the smoke appears.]

Whoa- what the hell??

[Yeah, that notes getting tossed as far away as it can possibly be tossed.

Which is... not very far, because it's a piece of paper and that means it isn't exactly aerodynamic unless you fold it first.]

[officiallywhelmed]

[The smoke does its job of obscuring the area, which is when Dave might feel his sunglasses getting lifted.

Sorry, man.

He'll leave another pair so you're not totally without something, though.]

[ironicoolly]

[He is so distraught right now. Robin better bring those back or he'll be so upset. Those were Ben Stiller's shades!

The fact that Robin was kind enough to leave him another pair keeps him from completely losing his composure like the biggest dork, though. Can't be seen in public without a pair of shades obscuring his eyes, so at least he's not completely naked.]

[officiallywhelmed]

[Yeah, he wouldn't leave you hanging, man. Mostly because he knows what it's like to stay hidden.

And he does intend to give the sunglasses back, which is why when the smoke clears he's still there, his smile at least somewhat apologetic as he adjusts Dave's sunglasses on his face.]

Sorry, man. Someone asked me to do it.

GUESS WHO'S GETTING A HUG AND A KISS FROM THE HOT MOM

[cyan_maid]

[There's the most nervous, quiet throat-clearing behind you, Dave. If you turn, you'll see Jane, and she's beet red all the way to her ears.

But she's hoping you don't hear her and leave the area and then she doesn't have to do this oh my God what the hell who just anonymously asks people to make out with each other what has she gotten herself into]

[INTENSE VIBRATING]

[ironicoolly]

[Unfortunately, years of listening to loud rap music on his headphones hasn't quite ruined his hearing that badly, so he turns his head to look over his shoulder at the sound.]

Oh, hey. Sup, Jane?

Re: [INTENSE VIBRATING]

[cyan_maid]

[Crap crap crap CRAP]

Uh...well..er, you see...

[So red she is SO RED, Jane squeezes her eyes shut so as not to see how he's going to react and just - ]

I-I've got to k-k-kiss you!!!

[And hug you, Dave. There is a hug too.]

[ironicoolly]

[Uh.

?????????

Did he... hear that right? There's no way he heard right, right? Right. His brain's playing some hilarious tricks on him and this is just wishful thinking of the highest degree.

...But he's gotta make sure.]

Whoa, wait. Sorry, I didn't quite catch that the first time.

...Come again?

[cyan_maid]

[Oh God why is he making her say it again.]

That - that thing said, that I should g-give you a hug and a k-k-kiss, okay? I know it's weird, I'm sorry, but it said you had to...do some things...you might not've wanted to do, so...

[ironicoolly]

[Holy shit. Hoooly shit.

Oh man, if kissing Shun gets him a kiss with Jane then maybe locking lips with that douche isn't the worst thing he's ever subjected himself to after all.]

O-oh. Uh, well. Are you... comfortable with that? 'Cause I mean, if you're not don't like. Force yourself to go through with it or anything.

[cyan_maid]

I'm not...opposed to it?

[Hey if this was something she could control, she'd be...well she'd be just as flustered.]

I just...y-you shouldn't be forced into it, either, if you don't want to...

[ironicoolly]

Oh man, I'm-- opposed's basically the opposite of what I'm feeling??

[oh god what the fuck why did he say that]