Fanservice Meme

[ironicoolly]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

(stolen from C&C)

Comments

Re: [INTENSE VIBRATING]

[cyan_maid]

[Crap crap crap CRAP]

Uh...well..er, you see...

[So red she is SO RED, Jane squeezes her eyes shut so as not to see how he's going to react and just - ]

I-I've got to k-k-kiss you!!!

[And hug you, Dave. There is a hug too.]

[ironicoolly]

[Uh.

?????????

Did he... hear that right? There's no way he heard right, right? Right. His brain's playing some hilarious tricks on him and this is just wishful thinking of the highest degree.

...But he's gotta make sure.]

Whoa, wait. Sorry, I didn't quite catch that the first time.

...Come again?

[cyan_maid]

[Oh God why is he making her say it again.]

That - that thing said, that I should g-give you a hug and a k-k-kiss, okay? I know it's weird, I'm sorry, but it said you had to...do some things...you might not've wanted to do, so...

[ironicoolly]

[Holy shit. Hoooly shit.

Oh man, if kissing Shun gets him a kiss with Jane then maybe locking lips with that douche isn't the worst thing he's ever subjected himself to after all.]

O-oh. Uh, well. Are you... comfortable with that? 'Cause I mean, if you're not don't like. Force yourself to go through with it or anything.

[cyan_maid]

I'm not...opposed to it?

[Hey if this was something she could control, she'd be...well she'd be just as flustered.]

I just...y-you shouldn't be forced into it, either, if you don't want to...

[ironicoolly]

Oh man, I'm-- opposed's basically the opposite of what I'm feeling??

[oh god what the fuck why did he say that]

[cyan_maid]

[Oh.

Oh.

If possible, Jane's face is even redder than it was before. Hoo, it's hot in here, are you hot Dave? It's really hot.]

T-Then I suppose...we could...t-t-try to...

[She's looking down at her feet now, a total nervous mess. God, she's never actually kissed anyone of her own accord, let alone someone who...possibly more than didn't mind being kissed?]

[ironicoolly]

Um. O...kay.

[Man, she doesn't... she doesn't sound like she wants to do this at all.]

Should I--?

[...Take the initiative?]

[cyan_maid]

[She doesn't know if she wants to. It's awkward and strange and - and who's bright idea was it to force people to kiss each other anyway???]

Y-Yes! Yes. I...I wouldn't know what to do.

[ironicoolly]

[Well. There he has it.

Oh god, he really doesn't know how to do this. He's so nervous his hands are trembling as he lifts his hands to touch her cheeks, and that's so uncool, so maybe he should just-- lean into the kiss? Holy shit, yeah, um, he's just going to do that. Better stuff his hands in his pockets where they can't call any attention to how utterly inept he is at this.

He leans forward, squeezes his eyes shut, and presses his lips to hers very gently. Oh god, please don't let him fuck this up.]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CUTE

[cyan_maid]

[The first thing Dave can feel is the heat coming from Jane - she is so entirely flustered that she's warm to the touch, even her lips are warm.

She's closed her eyes too, by now, so she hasn't a clue when to expect the kiss - she's tensed, but when it happens, the tension melts. There's a funny flip-flopping feeling in her stomach, and she makes just the tiniest, surprised sound.

Oh gosh. Even this is...kind of nice. Despite the circumstances, kisses are still...nice.]