Fanservice Meme

[ironicoolly]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

(stolen from C&C)

Comments

[ironicoolly]

Oh. Oh man, yeah, it's cool. Totally cool with me. Cooler than a cucumber in the freezing arctic, yeah? Ha. Haha.

[hrnrg that was totally an uncool thing to say and he probably came off like a total fucking dork

also god could that laugh have sounded any faker?]

[ceasetoexist]

Ha! I know what you're saying! Haha! Ha!

[Oh my god, he can't stop laughing now. Clearly this was the funniest fucking joke ever don't stop laughing oh no.

Oh God his lungs hurt.]

[ironicoolly]

[oh god

that laugh doesn't seem quite natural? Like, it seems more like Pokey's laughing at him than with him. His cheeks flush pink, and he is so embarrassed by himself right now.

Shit, shit, he's gotta say something. Something to salvage this trainwreck.]

Uh, anyway, thanks for the good luck charm. Let me know when your birthday is so I can return the favor when the time comes, yeah?

[ceasetoexist]

[Oh god. Oh no, he screwed this up so bad. Pokey looks over his shoulder, just...wanting to make sure no one noticed how bad he screwed this up. He just rubs the back of his head, anxiously, smiling. Trying to. Oh God don't let on you know just how much of a dork you're being.]

Dude, don't worry about it. I will parade my birthday around town.

...You're a cool guy Dave. Thanks. You know. For being my friend.

[ironicoolly]

You'd better. Gimme a few days advance warning, too, 'cause I don't half-ass my birthday presents.

[If he keeps talking and doesn't slip up, he can totally forget his embarrassment. Totally.

Except then Pokey's saying the f-word again and his brain comes to a screeching halt. Jesus he's gotta work on that.]

...Oh. Yeah. Yeah, feeling's 100% mutual, bro. No thanks necessary.

[His delivery was way too fast-paced and sounded the opposite of casual, but it could have been worse, probably.]