THE CONFESSIONS MEME

[ceasetoexist]

Cause we've all got our secrets.

HERE ARE THE RULES:
1. Post your character revealing a secret about themselves. It can be a big one. It can be a small one. It can be several. But it has to be a secret.
2. Other characters respond to your secret ICly, and you comment to theirs.
3. You ever noticed how I don't use pictures? It's because I'm a dummy who doesn't get it that much.
4. HAVE FUN!

Comments

[controledfreak]

After coming here, I understand food preferences better than I ever had before.

Before coming here, my preference was consuming items that had unique textures and flavors. Nutritional content was never a consideration.

...

Similarly, I had a love-hate relationship with super glue.

[coneyislandcrazy]

Super glue can be so much fun!

[controledfreak]

You have sealed your lips shut with it before as well?

[coneyislandcrazy]

Actually yes, and the various face holes of others!

[controledfreak]

I'm almost worried to ask why.

[coneyislandcrazy]

Well let's just say, it was arts and crafts day at the Asylum, and this guard who smelled like cigarettes and hot dog water was playing art critic on our projects.

So I decided to turn HIM into a work of art I called "Screaming guard chokes to death on glitter and superglue."

[lumpyspacegem]

I see nothing wrong with how you ate before coming here.

[controledfreak]

Mmm. *nod*

Now, though, I am able to feel how the fats and sugars affect this body and that encourages me to eat more like ordinary... people.

[foolish_seal]

...Super glue?

[controledfreak]

It is both liquid-like before becoming crunchy and it has an indescribable flavor. Yet it is also quite... formidable.

[determinedpacifist]

You don't need to eat back home, do you?

[controledfreak]

I do. In my own environment I sustain myself on the excess dregs of energy, space, and time that gather in areas of low chaos. And the weaker ones that gather around these pools to feed.

And occasionally bigger ones who have the same idea as I do.

[determinedpacifist]

Okay.

(What the hell.)

So definitely not human.

[controledfreak]

I never said I was.

[ceasetoexist]

Sure, but...what're your culinary thoughts on normal glue?

[controledfreak]

Too bland to be worth the effort.