THE CONFESSIONS MEME

[ceasetoexist]

Cause we've all got our secrets.

HERE ARE THE RULES:
1. Post your character revealing a secret about themselves. It can be a big one. It can be a small one. It can be several. But it has to be a secret.
2. Other characters respond to your secret ICly, and you comment to theirs.
3. You ever noticed how I don't use pictures? It's because I'm a dummy who doesn't get it that much.
4. HAVE FUN!

Comments

[ceasetoexist]

Parents suck.

....Hahaha you tied up your headmaster? How'd you even pull that crap off?

[relaxfriend]

I'm convinced having kids make them stupid. Or stupider.

[Oh man yes, one of his most prideful moments.]

Oh you know, lured him into a false sense of security, picked my moment..."hey, Mr. Crabblesnitch, why don't you have a seat and I'll sort this mess out". And bam. Deed was done.

[ceasetoexist]

Or they're just worthless to begin with.

Hahahaha, are you serious? Was your headmaster a trained monkey they just let run a school for kicks or what?

[Honestly he came here planning to insult you but, really. Some of these are kind of funny.]

[relaxfriend]

I guess that depends on the parents. That definitely applies to mine.

And Bullworth is full of trained monkeys. Some trained better than others. Crabblesnitch was all about keeping his school clean but he was too dumb to see the real problems right under his nose.

I mean, the guy still liked me even after I tied him up.

[ceasetoexist]

Sure was mine. Haven't found any evidence that, you know. Parents are worth a crap at all.

I don't get it. I mean, what, was it just this guy's fetish to get tied up then? I mean there's stupid principles and teachers but that has to be amazing. Was he just thanking you while you were strapping him down about what a good dude you were? You make it sound like the dude probably came to school first thing after he woke up in the nursing home or something.

[relaxfriend]

The evidence only really supports the opposite.

[HAH okay that was funny he will laugh at that.]

Adults aren't exactly as smart as they try to lead us to believe. Besides, I think the qualifications for working at Bullworth are "can stand on two legs" and "shows up for work".

[ceasetoexist]

Got that right. Only met a few adults really worth a crap anyway.

Think that's probably the qualifications for any school but, eh. What do I know? Not like I went when I could avoid it, and I'm sure not going if they think they're going to start one for us here. Pointless friggin' waste with everything else going on, you ask me.

[relaxfriend]

You've got one up on me. I've met none.

You don't really have a choice when you're shipped off to a boarding school because of aforementioned worthless parents. But hey, I made the most of it.

[ceasetoexist]

Jeez. You just pissed your parents off that bad huh? Only reason I know anyone would get sent off to boarding school. You must have been a terror around the house.

[relaxfriend]

"Terror" is a nasty word. I prefer to think of it as being "challenging".