Fanservice Meme

[ironicoolly]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

(stolen from C&C)

Comments

[hasmovedon]

You seemed bothered enough when I asked for your hand.

[He isn't going to outright say why, even though he very well knows by this point. He has a suspicion that would just put the other man on the defensive, and he's in no mood to deal with that over something that to him is such a non-issue. Ford's going to have to say it himself.]

[sixfingerednerd]

Yes, well.

[Roland's got a keen eye. Ford already looks a bit cagey, and creeping any closer to the unspoken Sore Subject would most certainly put him on the defensive.]

Typically people don't ask me that question for good reasons.

[Aaaand that is the closest he's going to get to addressing the subject. In fact, he's going to backpedal away from it now before Roland can get the chance to poke at his cryptic response.]

That aside - why on Earth would someone ask you to do that?

[Even more importantly: why did they have to specifically say on the hand.]

[hasmovedon]

[He shrugs one utterly unbothered shoulder.]

In my when a kiss on the hand is an expression of respect and affection. Usually reserved for women, but, ah. Might be different in this when.

[sixfingerednerd]

...And?

[Sorry Roland, he's not seeing the correlation between the meaning of the gesture and why it would be applied to hi-]

[--oh.]

[Oh.]

...There are more conventional ways to tell someone you respect them, you realize.

[hasmovedon]

You didn't already know?

[My god, Ford, for a man with twelve doctorates you are remarkably unobservant. Were you just not around for the entire fight with that Chameleon monster, and afterward when he specifically made a point of apologizing for doubting you?

True, there are parts of Ford that are flawed. He lets his ego and his own emotions rule him, something Roland thinks is unbelievably foolish -- but Eddie let his emotions rule him, and that didn't diminish his potential any. Even in someone so flawed there is something worth respecting. With time that something can be brought forward and the flaws can be controlled and made into tools.]

[sixfingerednerd]

[Ford will admit, he's not the best at the whole "recognizing and understanding social clues" thing. In fact, he's...kind of really bad at picking up on seemingly obvious things.]

[He supposes that's just what happens when your social circle for your formative years is limited entirely to a single person. You never really figure out how to pick up on anyone else's tells.]

I had assumed it went without saying.

[And by that, he means he didn't think Roland would ever say it like that.]

[hasmovedon]

If it did, it wouldn't have surprised you.

[This isn't really about respect, is it, Ford.]

1/2

[sixfingerednerd]

[His first response is to open his mouth to give a sharp retort, one finger raised as he prepares to dismiss that idea outright.]

2/2

[sixfingerednerd]

[...But then he realizes he doesn't really have a rebuttal for that, so instead he just deflates a little and frowns, eyebrows kitting together as if Roland catching him off guard personally offends him.]

...I feel like we're getting off track here.

[Oh wow, nice save Ford.]

[hasmovedon]

Oh?

[If Roland were another man, he'd be raising his eyebrows in an exaggerated and incredibly sarcastic expression right now. He isn't, but some of that disbelief is still audible in his voice.]

What track ought we to be on, then? You can dance around this as long as you like, Stanford, but sooner or later your legs are going to tire.

[sixfingerednerd]

I don't know, maybe the one where you kissed me on the hand?

[He wasn't gonna make a big deal about it, but he's backed into a corner now and he can't NOT wig out a little about it.]

[hasmovedon]

[Alright. Clearly Ford isn't going to get there on his own, either by choice or because he's so far in denial that he honestly can't do it. Either way Roland is tired of seeing him make increasingly transparent attempts to deflect the issue.]

And it's that it was your hand that has you acting like a cornered animal, isn't it?

[sixfingerednerd]

---That is a loaded question.

[One that you've yet to answer, Ford.]

[hasmovedon]

Isn't it?

[There's something commanding in his voice that wasn't there before. So help him, Ford Pines, you are going to face you stupid issues.]

[sixfingerednerd]

[He doesn't even have a response to that - only a dark, unhappy look which is really enough of an answer in and of itself.]