Fanservice Meme

[ironicoolly]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

(stolen from C&C)

Comments

[sixfingerednerd]

[Ford will admit, he's not the best at the whole "recognizing and understanding social clues" thing. In fact, he's...kind of really bad at picking up on seemingly obvious things.]

[He supposes that's just what happens when your social circle for your formative years is limited entirely to a single person. You never really figure out how to pick up on anyone else's tells.]

I had assumed it went without saying.

[And by that, he means he didn't think Roland would ever say it like that.]

[hasmovedon]

If it did, it wouldn't have surprised you.

[This isn't really about respect, is it, Ford.]

1/2

[sixfingerednerd]

[His first response is to open his mouth to give a sharp retort, one finger raised as he prepares to dismiss that idea outright.]

2/2

[sixfingerednerd]

[...But then he realizes he doesn't really have a rebuttal for that, so instead he just deflates a little and frowns, eyebrows kitting together as if Roland catching him off guard personally offends him.]

...I feel like we're getting off track here.

[Oh wow, nice save Ford.]

[hasmovedon]

Oh?

[If Roland were another man, he'd be raising his eyebrows in an exaggerated and incredibly sarcastic expression right now. He isn't, but some of that disbelief is still audible in his voice.]

What track ought we to be on, then? You can dance around this as long as you like, Stanford, but sooner or later your legs are going to tire.

[sixfingerednerd]

I don't know, maybe the one where you kissed me on the hand?

[He wasn't gonna make a big deal about it, but he's backed into a corner now and he can't NOT wig out a little about it.]

[hasmovedon]

[Alright. Clearly Ford isn't going to get there on his own, either by choice or because he's so far in denial that he honestly can't do it. Either way Roland is tired of seeing him make increasingly transparent attempts to deflect the issue.]

And it's that it was your hand that has you acting like a cornered animal, isn't it?

[sixfingerednerd]

---That is a loaded question.

[One that you've yet to answer, Ford.]

[hasmovedon]

Isn't it?

[There's something commanding in his voice that wasn't there before. So help him, Ford Pines, you are going to face you stupid issues.]

[sixfingerednerd]

[He doesn't even have a response to that - only a dark, unhappy look which is really enough of an answer in and of itself.]