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crystalclods2015-10-15 09:55 pm
ironicoolly) wrote in crystalclods2015-10-15 09:55 pm
Fanservice Meme
!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE
(stolen from C&C)
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so he's gotta be the one to do everything jesus fucking christ please just kill him already he can only take so much bullshit
asking him to be reactive is one thing but he can't handle being the one who has to instigate this mess]
Like it matters.
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(Anonymous) 2015-10-16 03:51 am (UTC)(link)1/2
The foreplay's the best part.
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Not that this is foreplay, because it isn't. Holy fuck.
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possibly the worst handling he's ever seen of anything like this good job]
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[Seriously, this could be a mess or it could be a trainwreck. This decision is probably the make or break between those two results]
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I'll try not to vomit in your mouth.
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Time to ruin that notion, then.
With a brief hiss of dissent and a shake of the head, he steps forward in that quick way he tends to when he's moving with intent. Winding one hand around the back of Dave's head - and into his hair about as painfully as he can get it, because you don't admit you want to see Shun fail if you want good treatment from him - he forces his mouth against the other in what's honestly more of a bite than a kiss, frustrated and spiteful and generally trying to be as unpleasant as possible right now.]
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[He wants to protest at having his hair yanked like that because that fucking hurts you prick, but then Shun effectively seals off his ability to speak and he settles for clawing at Shun's chest like a really disgruntled cat instead - let go, you douche.
Then Shun's biting him and he's got better things to worry about than his hair. Ow, ow, shit, holy fuck Shun sucks at this oh god why is his life so terrible all the time.
He bites back with equal fierceness, no longer giving a shit about bruised or bleeding lips or anything else anymore because fuck you, two can play at this game. His hands settle around Shun's dumb scarf and he wraps his fingers around the fabric, yanking and twisting it downwards. He hopes you choke.]
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(Anonymous) 2015-10-16 04:49 am (UTC)(link)no subject
[Dammit, he should have seen that coming, but there's a brief, protesting gasp when his scarf twists altogether too tightly against his throat. The knot's starting to press into the side of his neck, but it's going to take more than that to make him give in.
So in return, he pulls harder, nails digging into the scalp, and digs his free hand into Dave's jaw, pushing it further open and forcing himself further in. If this is becoming a contest of endurance or dominance, he's not going to let himself lose.
The hard bite to Dave's tongue as soon as he reaches it isn't exactly a subtle communicator of that, either.]
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Noooope. Nope nope nope nope. Fuck this shit. All of it. This entire thing, everything about it, fuck. It.
He makes a disgruntled grunt, and his hands immediately shoot to pry Shun's hands from his face. He pushes back against the hand tangled in his hair.
He wants out of this godawful kiss, and he wants it now.]
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For someone so amused by the prospect of me being bad at that, you weren't particularly impressive yourself.
[Yep, that tone is at about the level of interest you'd expect from someone who'd just had an uneventful morning walk rather than...that. The only thing that would indicate anything even remotely off to an onlooker is how Shun's stil readjusting his scarf a little.]
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[And that's all the response Shun gets for the next couple of minutes, as Dave doubles over and furiously wipes at his tongue, making exaggerated ughs and fake retching sounds all the while.]
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[Blegh. He pauses to stick his tongue back out of his mouth, tenderly touching the spot where Shun bit it earlier.
Christ. Christ, that's definitely gonna form into a canker sore later. Fuck Shun.]
Holy shit, you actually touched my tongue. You're-- it was just a dumb request, why the fuck were you getting into it like you wanted to do it all along. Oh my god-- did you--?! You are vile on a level I can't even comprehend.
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What difference does it make if I "touched your tongue" or not? You were trying to choke me, it was hardly the worst thing in that whole situation. If you didn't want it to be a fight, then reacting like that was a stupid decision.
[That faint whistling sound in the distance is the the point leaving the stratosphere as it goes over Shun's head.]
And if you did, then you shouldn't have given up so easily.
[Moral of the story: Shun has not figured out that a kiss does not equal a fight for dominance.]
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You're fucking with me. That isn't an actual thing that any human being is seriously capable of thinking. That's the type of thought that enters a guy's head and immediately gets mentally tossed into the bin for being so ass-retarded. Jesus fuck, dude, if you can't tell the difference between giving a scarf a little tug and trying to swallow a guy's tongue then you need actual motherfucking help because something up there just ain't working right.
Next time you get a request to smooch a guy why don't you just go and reach down to cop a feel of the family jewels while you're at it. What difference does it make, right??
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[But that's really a minor technicality considering all the rest of this, so he'll get on with the actual argument.]
And did it occur to you at any point that you were doing that "little tug" on someone who's more used to close contact as threats on his life? It's something you really should have thought through a little better.
[He's still looking somewhat blank at the apparent overreaction, until he sorts out that last bit. He hasn't heard the term "family jewels" used before, but there's only so many things he could be referring to, and none of them are particularly pleasant.
The moment it clicks is less horror and more faint exasperation.]
So it's an issue of intimacy. Why didn't you just say that outright?
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[THIS BEARS REITERATING. SHUN, HOW CAN YOU BE FOR REAL???
He's not even going to ramble at you. His rambles are wasted on you. He is 100% Done here, so he's just going to close it off with that.]
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[He's not going to stop Dave if he doesn't want to discuss things. It's not like he's never made it obvious before this entire area is a blind spot for him.]