Fanservice Meme

[ironicoolly]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

(stolen from C&C)

Comments

[revolutionfalcon]

[And would you look at that, Shun's frowning a little confusedly at how vehement Dave's getting about this. Sure, they're still on less-than-stellar terms for the foreseeable future, but honestly.]

What difference does it make if I "touched your tongue" or not? You were trying to choke me, it was hardly the worst thing in that whole situation. If you didn't want it to be a fight, then reacting like that was a stupid decision.

[That faint whistling sound in the distance is the the point leaving the stratosphere as it goes over Shun's head.]

And if you did, then you shouldn't have given up so easily.

[Moral of the story: Shun has not figured out that a kiss does not equal a fight for dominance.]

[ironicoolly]

Oh my god.

You're fucking with me. That isn't an actual thing that any human being is seriously capable of thinking. That's the type of thought that enters a guy's head and immediately gets mentally tossed into the bin for being so ass-retarded. Jesus fuck, dude, if you can't tell the difference between giving a scarf a little tug and trying to swallow a guy's tongue then you need actual motherfucking help because something up there just ain't working right.

Next time you get a request to smooch a guy why don't you just go and reach down to cop a feel of the family jewels while you're at it. What difference does it make, right??

[revolutionfalcon]

I bit it, I didn't "try to swallow it".

[But that's really a minor technicality considering all the rest of this, so he'll get on with the actual argument.]

And did it occur to you at any point that you were doing that "little tug" on someone who's more used to close contact as threats on his life? It's something you really should have thought through a little better.

[He's still looking somewhat blank at the apparent overreaction, until he sorts out that last bit. He hasn't heard the term "family jewels" used before, but there's only so many things he could be referring to, and none of them are particularly pleasant.

The moment it clicks is less horror and more faint exasperation.]

So it's an issue of intimacy. Why didn't you just say that outright?

[ironicoolly]

You're fucking with me.

[THIS BEARS REITERATING. SHUN, HOW CAN YOU BE FOR REAL???

He's not even going to ramble at you. His rambles are wasted on you. He is 100% Done here, so he's just going to close it off with that.]

[revolutionfalcon]

Think what you like.

[He's not going to stop Dave if he doesn't want to discuss things. It's not like he's never made it obvious before this entire area is a blind spot for him.]