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crystalclods2016-02-02 09:41 pm
wearethecrystalmods) wrote in crystalclods2016-02-02 09:41 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME
Hello and welcome to the COSMOGRAPHIA TEST DRIVE MEME! This is a place where you can get a feel for your character(s) in the game's setting! A couple quick points before we get down to business:
☆ Please take a look at our Premise, World Information, and our FAQ to get a feel for the rules and setting. This is great if you want to see what the game is about before jumping in!
☆ Test Drive threads are certainly allowed to be used for samples for your application, should you choose to submit one!
SAMPLE SCENARIOS:
A: By whatever means, you've tumbled through a hole into a cavernous temple. Gems suspended in bubbles float about the ceiling, and a large Heartlike gem looms before you. Touching it, whether out of curiosity or frustration, will give you some basic information, but then again, there's no guarantee you're just going to walk up to a giant weird thing in the middle of a giant weird room and touch it, right? Why not take a look around and see for yourself what kind of place this is? Perhaps you'll run into someone in the same predicament as you, or perhaps you'll run into someone who can help explain why there's a weird rock now affixed to your body?
B: It's Thursday in Waverly Bay, and that can mean only one thing: the weekly Farmer's Market is here again! Stalls not only from farmers on the outskirts of town but from crafty residents with interesting homemade items to sell, and businesses looking to attract the Market's crowd are all here! Are you shopping for a good deal on vegetables for dinner? Or perhaps you're getting a feel for the residents, having recently arrived? Or, perhaps, are you an industrious gem who's looking to set up shop? Either way, you're bound to run into somebody in this bustling, busy place.
C: Uh-oh! Looks like you've run into a monster! Apparently, from what little you've heard, you can shapeshift into things and pull a weapon from your gem, and you have some sort of special power, but maybe you don't know what it is yet, or you're still not used to using it? Guess you're going to have to learn on the job. Don't leave your fellow gems hanging if you see them fighting one of these little guys either! You're going to need each other to take 'em down!
☆ Please take a look at our Premise, World Information, and our FAQ to get a feel for the rules and setting. This is great if you want to see what the game is about before jumping in!
☆ Test Drive threads are certainly allowed to be used for samples for your application, should you choose to submit one!
SAMPLE SCENARIOS:
A: By whatever means, you've tumbled through a hole into a cavernous temple. Gems suspended in bubbles float about the ceiling, and a large Heartlike gem looms before you. Touching it, whether out of curiosity or frustration, will give you some basic information, but then again, there's no guarantee you're just going to walk up to a giant weird thing in the middle of a giant weird room and touch it, right? Why not take a look around and see for yourself what kind of place this is? Perhaps you'll run into someone in the same predicament as you, or perhaps you'll run into someone who can help explain why there's a weird rock now affixed to your body?
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B: It's Thursday in Waverly Bay, and that can mean only one thing: the weekly Farmer's Market is here again! Stalls not only from farmers on the outskirts of town but from crafty residents with interesting homemade items to sell, and businesses looking to attract the Market's crowd are all here! Are you shopping for a good deal on vegetables for dinner? Or perhaps you're getting a feel for the residents, having recently arrived? Or, perhaps, are you an industrious gem who's looking to set up shop? Either way, you're bound to run into somebody in this bustling, busy place.
C: Uh-oh! Looks like you've run into a monster! Apparently, from what little you've heard, you can shapeshift into things and pull a weapon from your gem, and you have some sort of special power, but maybe you don't know what it is yet, or you're still not used to using it? Guess you're going to have to learn on the job. Don't leave your fellow gems hanging if you see them fighting one of these little guys either! You're going to need each other to take 'em down!
Sideshow Bob | The Simpsons
Oh, really now! What is this nonsense?!
[Bob Terwilliger is a hard man to please. Really, he is. He's at least justified in saying that this is a situation that would please absolutely nobody, and he's very clear on letting everybody know this. Especially when he manages to stumble out into the town.]
A...a tourist trap. Oh, how revolting. The great Sideshow Bob, condemned to spend his days in what is the cultural equivalent of a vomited-up New Jersey boardwalk!
[He mumbles under his breath, grumbling to himself.]
They couldn't even give me a villa to make up for it.
b
[There's a man with oversized feet (and hair) stomping grapes out in the farmer's market, intent on making a very fine wine out of it. He goes about it gracefully, and loudly sings the entire score to the H.M.S. Pinafore, before stomping on a rake that suddenly appears in the barrel of grapes. The rake whacks him in the face, and he loudly grumbles and throws it out.]
Why must my life be cursed like this?!
A
[ Just a very pale young woman with bat-wings here. ]
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No doubt. I'm sure that the Crystal Palace will make up for it. Honestly, the borderline-tacky aesthetic presents itself like some horrendous Walt Disney World buffet. "Oh, everybody! Now that we have rocks embedded into our bodies, let's go have a meet-and-greet with the Winnie the Pooh and all of his playful stuffed pals!"
It's bemusing. Really.
B
Sir? Did you need help with something?
B
Then he stomps on a rake. And Chara fucking loses it. It's the funniest thing they've ever seen since they came here.]
Oh-oh my god-!! Ahaha!! You-you just got raked!!
[.... look they're a sad child with yellow flowers growing out of them, it's hard to get laughs nowadays.]