diebartdie: (With Those Tossed Salads)
Sideshow Bob ([personal profile] diebartdie) wrote in [community profile] crystalclods 2016-02-03 05:58 am (UTC)

Sideshow Bob | The Simpsons

a

Oh, really now! What is this nonsense?!

[Bob Terwilliger is a hard man to please. Really, he is. He's at least justified in saying that this is a situation that would please absolutely nobody, and he's very clear on letting everybody know this. Especially when he manages to stumble out into the town.]

A...a tourist trap. Oh, how revolting. The great Sideshow Bob, condemned to spend his days in what is the cultural equivalent of a vomited-up New Jersey boardwalk!

[He mumbles under his breath, grumbling to himself.]

They couldn't even give me a villa to make up for it.

b

[There's a man with oversized feet (and hair) stomping grapes out in the farmer's market, intent on making a very fine wine out of it. He goes about it gracefully, and loudly sings the entire score to the H.M.S. Pinafore, before stomping on a rake that suddenly appears in the barrel of grapes. The rake whacks him in the face, and he loudly grumbles and throws it out.]

Why must my life be cursed like this?!

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