I've killed a lot of people...like a lot. One time I killed a lady at the airport for not being helpful when I lost my luggage...I mean I think she was dead? Dying for sure. I folded her up into a carry on suitcase.

Lately it's people who try to kill me? But not always. Like that Derby girl I blew up with plastic explosive in a tube of toothpaste. Or that lewd taxi cab guy who tried to get me to give him a Rusty Venture. Or that elderly nazi who was on life support and I popped his lungs like a balloon.

Anyway I'm kind of a psychotic felon but now I'm in charge of fixing all your brains! Yay!