THE CONFESSIONS MEME

[ceasetoexist]

Cause we've all got our secrets.

HERE ARE THE RULES:
1. Post your character revealing a secret about themselves. It can be a big one. It can be a small one. It can be several. But it has to be a secret.
2. Other characters respond to your secret ICly, and you comment to theirs.
3. You ever noticed how I don't use pictures? It's because I'm a dummy who doesn't get it that much.
4. HAVE FUN!

Comments

[miasmajesty]

No. Because my shitty powers prevent me from getting so much as a contact high. Remember?

[ceasetoexist]

If I was in your position?

Pretty sure I would have done exactly what you did. Don't think a lot of people would've. I sure would though.

....I didn't even need the excuse of monotony to do it, we're being honest.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Of course I do and that is on the list of 'things to talk 'bout in nearish future,' I don't mean being in the Trickster state.

I mean being in the state where you WANT to be in the Trickster state! I'm an alcoholic, I know what that state is, and it's sucky state!

[relaxfriend]

I'm convinced having kids make them stupid. Or stupider.

[Oh man yes, one of his most prideful moments.]

Oh you know, lured him into a false sense of security, picked my moment..."hey, Mr. Crabblesnitch, why don't you have a seat and I'll sort this mess out". And bam. Deed was done.

[cuteandquarky]

Um... Calliope said that a John in another timeline made a deal with his denizen, because most of the people in his timeline had died. But in order to make the deal that would allow him to move over to the new timeline, the John and LOWAS from my timeline had to be exploded.

It's nice to know that their death wasn't meaningless, I guess, but...

[ironicoolly]

For whatever it's worth, I think you're a pretty cool guy as is.

[UH... Should tack something on to that to make it less embarrassing.]

And if anybody disagrees, then fuck 'em.

[H-HAHA, NAILED IT.]

[cuteandquarky]

The cool ears, I think you mean!

[ceasetoexist]

Or they're just worthless to begin with.

Hahahaha, are you serious? Was your headmaster a trained monkey they just let run a school for kicks or what?

[Honestly he came here planning to insult you but, really. Some of these are kind of funny.]

[miasmajesty]

[ Grinding the palms of his hands into his eyes.

Just kidding, he's smudging them against his shades. ]

Like I said, it's not your problem. I'm fine.

[ironicoolly]

Okay, but have you ever looked into his eyes? Just, like. Really looked into them.

[ironicoolly]

Nah. Pawned it off on my bro.

I sleep a lot better at night now.

[relaxfriend]

I guess that depends on the parents. That definitely applies to mine.

And Bullworth is full of trained monkeys. Some trained better than others. Crabblesnitch was all about keeping his school clean but he was too dumb to see the real problems right under his nose.

I mean, the guy still liked me even after I tied him up.

[cuteandquarky]

Do you have any redeemable qualities as a person? Every new thing I learn about you just makes you seem worse and worse!

[myriades]

[ > You still haven't forgiven yourself for your crime ]

[unlovably]

I'm over it.

After all, I've found someone better than Father.

[unlovably]

Then get someone to willingly give you their soul. They should be without complaints then, yes?

[ceasetoexist]

Sure was mine. Haven't found any evidence that, you know. Parents are worth a crap at all.

I don't get it. I mean, what, was it just this guy's fetish to get tied up then? I mean there's stupid principles and teachers but that has to be amazing. Was he just thanking you while you were strapping him down about what a good dude you were? You make it sound like the dude probably came to school first thing after he woke up in the nursing home or something.

[relaxfriend]

[You did the opposite of nailing it, Dave. In fact you took the nail out.]

I'm pretty sure everyone else disagrees. But yeah, for lack of a better expression, fuck 'em.

[bitter_sweet_anarchy]

Stealing a girl's pudding...unforgivable, you and my sister both.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Dirk, don't lie to me.

[ceasetoexist]

Yeah I don't doubt it. Even I wouldn't trust that thing in my room, and I've seen some terrifying crap.

Dunno if it's evil, but there's something definitely wrong with it.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

....

Are you...are you the Alpha timeline?

[myriades]

The pudding she made herself...

[THE SHAME]

[relaxfriend]

Of course I do. I'm a very driven person.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Once.

Dirk left him at the desk once.

Never again.