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[hasmovedon]

The
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WAVERLY BAY 
Meme



1. Post with your character(s).
2. Approach other characters toss some sick rhymes their way to challenge them.
(Alternately, anonymously dare characters to challenge others if there are fights you really want to see!)
3. Keep going until someone's ass is definitively handed to them.
4. Don't worry about your writing being on-point! Chances are your characters can't
rap any better than you can. It's the heart that counts in this sick beat contest.

I highly recommend making use of Rhyme Zone if you're stuck on a particular word!
 

Comments

Rick Sanchez

[rickdiculous]

[dirteater]

eggs? really? the fuck did i ever do to you?
i hate that old bastard just as much as you do
every morning i gotta deal with all this yolk
i thought a guy like you had style but this is a joke
im from the goddamn regency and to me this is out-dated
if you think about his ass so much
maybe y'all were just fated

Roland Deschain | The Dark Tower

[hasmovedon]

[BRING IT]

[dirteater]

for someone who's "moved on" youre always crying bout the past
talkin bout ghosts and shit what the fuck is up with that?
maybe you should go join your boyfriend in your weird-ass delusion
ill be out on the beach stealin your girl for a fusion

[cuteandquarky]

[ARE YOU READY TO BE COMPLIMENTED THE FUCK OUT OF BY A TEENAGE GIRL WHO CAN'T RAP?]

Um, so you seem really old and kind of cold,
A little moldy, but I think you're just old-school!
In a cool way! Not a tool way.
That's what I have to say, anyway.

You're really smart!
And your fighting is like a work of art!
There's a lot of heart, a lot of knowledge to impart,
And it makes me want to kick-start my...
fighting style!

Ford Pines // That one show with the triangle

[sixfingerednerd]

cw: this is the most explicit thing i've ever written -christ-

[rickdiculous]

'SUP, PINES! It's Rick Sanchez, you li--[urp]-ttle shit
And you oughta step down before you get your ass hit
Your portal's real nice, Ford, but you've been outdone
I built my shit cheaper, and as a handheld gun

What's more? My portal's still clean! Your portal ain't anymore
It's been ruined by triangle dick looking to use you as his whore
I still feel bad 'bout that time I got rid of you
But that's only because you came back through

I don't have a lotta time here, so lemme give you the rub
I'll beat the fucking shit out of you - WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
Your brother's way hotter, but my dick's starting to throb
So down on your knees, bitch - get started on that six-fingered handjob

gang up on ford hour begins

[hasmovedon]

Know that everything I'm saying here I'm saying as a friend
I recommend that you attend, I know your powers of retention
If we're going to be allies, at least pretend to pay attention

For a model man of science you can't see past your fucking nose
I suppose you're predisposed, but you should get your glasses checked
They clearly aren't working, and it's going to get you wrecked

You think you're in control; I think your rage makes you blind
Someone mentions Bill and you lose your goddamn mind
Focus on your intellect -- you should take your words to heart
Because your feelings frankly own you, and you're going to fall apart

Jappleack/Applejack

[caneattheseapples]

[cheetomom]

It's time for the student to surpass the teacher.

Sooooooo...

YO! JA! Listen up!
Take away that stupid cup!
You know that there's no chance of you outdrinking me!

I think it's time for you to admit,
That I'm the best at lots of shit,
And you should bow down to the queen bee.

Don't get me wrong, I'm really glad
That you taught me the words to use when I'm mad,
But I need stronger words to express myself, can't you see?

So I hope you can manage
Me, taking this rap as a challenge,
For my swearing rights! Hey, don't you try quit!
Unless you're too hoarse about it and want to forfeit!

Minato Arisato | Persona 3

[foolish_seal]

[(Anonymous)]

MINATO VS YU

PERSONA RAP GO

Pokey Minch | Earthbound/Mayfield!CRAU

[ceasetoexist]

Re: Pokey Minch | Earthbound/Mayfield!CRAU

[(Anonymous)]

Challenge Connie when she gets here!

Kassan | Pokemon OC

[vulteran]

Vanellope von Schweetz | Wreck-It Ralph

[sugarcar]

[your_best_friend]

Golly, a princess! I'm Flowey the flower.
It's power hour here, I tower that bower!
Your name's Vanellope? Oh, that's a shame.
It doesn't matter. You're not in the hall of fame!

You spent your life as a poor, little glitch
Being bossed around like a sad, little bitch.
You race around on a flawed fraud quad.
I have the power to become a god!

I'm Prince of the Underground! You gave up your right!
You can't even win this rap battle fight!
Oh? What's that? You don't know how yet?
That's easy. Through determination, I'LL RESET.

Jasper | Steven Universe AU

[cheetomom]

Link | Hyrule Warriors

[justhavecourage]

[Aggressively gets his pens ready]

what am i doing, she is horrible at this

[isadrag]

Umm, Link, I've gotta tell you, as a friend
I think it would be better if you would try and lend
Just one ear to this little plea from me
All I wanna do is help you, don't you see?

Trying to just depend on yourself only hurts you more
When there's friends who wanna keep you from getting sore.
There's nothing wrong with getting help from others, Link
Lending an ear is something I do best, I would think.

Flowey | Undertale

[your_best_friend]

Kebi | Pokemon Mystery Dungeon OC

[snake_with_a_cape]

Akoya Gero | Cute High Earth Defense Club Love!

[pearl_chevalier]

Really? Something so crass?

[cyan_maid]

[There's a "hoo hoo hoo" echoing from nearby. Looks like someone's decided to make you her first rap combatant.]

Now now, Akoya, don't look so glum!
If you give it a chance, you could have lots of fun!
I've got friends who do this night and day, you see,
And a little might've rubbed off on lil' old me.

Just think of it like the sonnets of old,
Or the poetry in school, read with inflection cold,
But the words are current, the beat is hot,
Fresh from the oven of lightning thought!

So you really think this game is crass?
Try it yourself, or do you pass?

Re: Beatrice | Over the Garden Wall

[(Anonymous)]

what's ur favourite thing about roland

that he's a fucking nerd or that he fails at everything?

Yugo // Yugioh Arc V

[bananaspeedrider]

Come at him bros! YUGO IS IN DA HIZ-OUSE!!

*link quietly hands a note over and starts beatboxing*

[justhavecourage]

So Yugo, you know you're my best bro
But there's a few things I think you should know.
I don't mean to be insulting, but I think it would be the best thing
If you were aware there are places where you're super-lacking.

For example, Yugo, what's up with your punch?
I mean I've taken harder hits from old men with a hunch.
Instead of playing cards all of the time
You should work out with me, it's not a crime.

I know that you're busy with your motorcycle schtick.
But is that your gimmick? Is that what will stick?
I didn't even know what a bike was before,
But now my racing's on par with you, even wiping you on the floor!

Stocking Anarchy

[bitter_sweet_anarchy]

We really gonna do this?

Jane Crocker

[cyan_maid]

[cuteandquarky]

Hey, Jane!

[guess who can't rap but is GOING TO DO HER DARNDEST]

I just want to say I think you're really great,
First rate; eight out of eight,
And your cooking's so good that I'll lick my plate!

Word is on the street that you're just too sweet!
Do you cheat? It's quite a feat!
No one can compete with your neat-ness, your leet-ness, your... super discreteness!

Yeah!

[Rap battles are to see who can dish out the best compliments, right?

...okay, Jade knows better, but this seems nicer.]

Thida

[agent3]

Jade Harley

[cuteandquarky]

Dipper Pines

[alittlemystery]

So uh who wants to. Throw. Down?

Is that how this works?