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[hasmovedon]

The
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WAVERLY BAY 
Meme



1. Post with your character(s).
2. Approach other characters toss some sick rhymes their way to challenge them.
(Alternately, anonymously dare characters to challenge others if there are fights you really want to see!)
3. Keep going until someone's ass is definitively handed to them.
4. Don't worry about your writing being on-point! Chances are your characters can't
rap any better than you can. It's the heart that counts in this sick beat contest.

I highly recommend making use of Rhyme Zone if you're stuck on a particular word!
 

Comments

Rick Sanchez

[rickdiculous]

Roland Deschain | The Dark Tower

[hasmovedon]

[BRING IT]

Ford Pines // That one show with the triangle

[sixfingerednerd]

Jappleack/Applejack

[caneattheseapples]

Minato Arisato | Persona 3

[foolish_seal]

Pokey Minch | Earthbound/Mayfield!CRAU

[ceasetoexist]

Kassan | Pokemon OC

[vulteran]

Vanellope von Schweetz | Wreck-It Ralph

[sugarcar]

cw: this is the most explicit thing i've ever written -christ-

[rickdiculous]

'SUP, PINES! It's Rick Sanchez, you li--[urp]-ttle shit
And you oughta step down before you get your ass hit
Your portal's real nice, Ford, but you've been outdone
I built my shit cheaper, and as a handheld gun

What's more? My portal's still clean! Your portal ain't anymore
It's been ruined by triangle dick looking to use you as his whore
I still feel bad 'bout that time I got rid of you
But that's only because you came back through

I don't have a lotta time here, so lemme give you the rub
I'll beat the fucking shit out of you - WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
Your brother's way hotter, but my dick's starting to throb
So down on your knees, bitch - get started on that six-fingered handjob

Jasper | Steven Universe AU

[cheetomom]

Link | Hyrule Warriors

[justhavecourage]

[Aggressively gets his pens ready]

Flowey | Undertale

[your_best_friend]

Kebi | Pokemon Mystery Dungeon OC

[snake_with_a_cape]

Akoya Gero | Cute High Earth Defense Club Love!

[pearl_chevalier]

Really? Something so crass?

gang up on ford hour begins

[hasmovedon]

Know that everything I'm saying here I'm saying as a friend
I recommend that you attend, I know your powers of retention
If we're going to be allies, at least pretend to pay attention

For a model man of science you can't see past your fucking nose
I suppose you're predisposed, but you should get your glasses checked
They clearly aren't working, and it's going to get you wrecked

You think you're in control; I think your rage makes you blind
Someone mentions Bill and you lose your goddamn mind
Focus on your intellect -- you should take your words to heart
Because your feelings frankly own you, and you're going to fall apart

[your_best_friend]

Golly, a princess! I'm Flowey the flower.
It's power hour here, I tower that bower!
Your name's Vanellope? Oh, that's a shame.
It doesn't matter. You're not in the hall of fame!

You spent your life as a poor, little glitch
Being bossed around like a sad, little bitch.
You race around on a flawed fraud quad.
I have the power to become a god!

I'm Prince of the Underground! You gave up your right!
You can't even win this rap battle fight!
Oh? What's that? You don't know how yet?
That's easy. Through determination, I'LL RESET.

get wrecked you sack of shit

[dirteater]

the names beatrice but to say that's pretty needless
at least i thought that it would be till you made it on my shit list
kiddo? buddy? the fuck is up with that??
you call me that again and i'll knock your ass flat
sure you think i'm a kid but at least i'm not delusional
you think you're so damn funny god your jokes are all so juvenile
wise up old man-- see you really aren't that smart
havent even noticed your hard-on for my dad
at least that'd be a start

[dirteater]

eggs? really? the fuck did i ever do to you?
i hate that old bastard just as much as you do
every morning i gotta deal with all this yolk
i thought a guy like you had style but this is a joke
im from the goddamn regency and to me this is out-dated
if you think about his ass so much
maybe y'all were just fated

[rickdiculous]

Woah, hey, bird b-[urp]-itch! Trying to lay down the law?
Might want to get all those eggs right out of your craw
Trying to talk shit when you're really those gay fucks' pet
But y'know, I realize that w-we've never really...formally met
So it's time we got introduced, I'm MOTHERFUCKING RICK!
And I'll get you set up in a new place - it's a nest ON MY DICK!

[dirteater]

for someone who's "moved on" youre always crying bout the past
talkin bout ghosts and shit what the fuck is up with that?
maybe you should go join your boyfriend in your weird-ass delusion
ill be out on the beach stealin your girl for a fusion

[sugarcar]

Nice t'meetcha, Flowey, but y'see
Pretty low of ya to talk that way about me
So while yer diggin' yerself deeper into that hole
I'll take over and beat ya to the goal!

I spent fifteen years chasin' my racin' dream
Took no time at all for ya to hatch a scheme
Y'gave in and decided it was okay to play god for a while
Killin' people and resettin' like it was goin' out of style!

And what are ya? Just a flower, nothin' more
Maybe ya got some powers, but honestly you're a snore.
I'll pick ya like a weed, that'll stop ya in yer tracks
Stomp ya, clip ya, pick ya like a daisy, chop ya with an axe!

An' before ya say I'm a hypocrite, just keep in mind
Yer the one that started this, I'm just respondin' in kind
I can do this all day, how long can ya keep up with me?
I'm th' fastest racer, I'll lap ya times three!

[cheetomom]

It's time for the student to surpass the teacher.

Sooooooo...

YO! JA! Listen up!
Take away that stupid cup!
You know that there's no chance of you outdrinking me!

I think it's time for you to admit,
That I'm the best at lots of shit,
And you should bow down to the queen bee.

Don't get me wrong, I'm really glad
That you taught me the words to use when I'm mad,
But I need stronger words to express myself, can't you see?

So I hope you can manage
Me, taking this rap as a challenge,
For my swearing rights! Hey, don't you try quit!
Unless you're too hoarse about it and want to forfeit!

[dirteater]

hm i dont know these new digs are pretty cramped
your dick is way too small to be comfortably camped
but hey you can't piss on hospitality so thanks i guess
making the obvious joke requires a certain finesse
i was a bird once so i guess that's my defining trait
at least we all know yours isn't being a lightweight

what am i doing, she is horrible at this

[isadrag]

Umm, Link, I've gotta tell you, as a friend
I think it would be better if you would try and lend
Just one ear to this little plea from me
All I wanna do is help you, don't you see?

Trying to just depend on yourself only hurts you more
When there's friends who wanna keep you from getting sore.
There's nothing wrong with getting help from others, Link
Lending an ear is something I do best, I would think.

[rickdiculous]

I drink to f-forget, baby, it's true
Mostly so I don't remember ugly little bitches like you
You want to talk about dicks, quit taking two every night
Those wrinkled old pricks don't seem quite right
Actually? Got you a brand new home, I'm sure you wouldn't mind
Just get in the trash can, whore, meet up with your ki-[urp]-nd