Fanservice Meme

[ironicoolly]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

(stolen from C&C)

Comments

[rickdiculous]

Yo. Whaddup. Supposed to tell you that you're foxy or - or something. Now, before you pull that...that alien shit and ask what that means, i-it means you're sexually attractive and I wanna bang you.

[cheetomom]

... You want to blow me up?

[Bang???]

[rickdiculous]

"Se-sexually attractive" isn't enough context for you?

[cheetomom]

Sex is your reproduction method, isn't it?

[rickdiculous]

Yeah. Mating and - and all that shit.

[cheetomom]

... Cool. Didn't know humans thought I was attractive. Good to know.

[rickdiculous]

Yeah. Well. They do. It just...you make their dicks light up like some kinda Christmas lights. Really makes 'em wanna breed and all that shit.

[cheetomom]

And you're one of them. You want to breed when you see me, right?

[rickdiculous]

Yeah. Sure.

[He wants to breed with about 80% of human females. That's just human mating habits. He does not mention this.]

[cheetomom]

Cool. Hope you find someone to breed with.

[She interpreted she's a catalyst, not a reactant]