ironicoolly: (growing; silent fury of element glowing)
Dave Strider ([personal profile] ironicoolly) wrote in [community profile] crystalclods 2015-10-18 05:05 am (UTC)

Oh my god.

You're fucking with me. That isn't an actual thing that any human being is seriously capable of thinking. That's the type of thought that enters a guy's head and immediately gets mentally tossed into the bin for being so ass-retarded. Jesus fuck, dude, if you can't tell the difference between giving a scarf a little tug and trying to swallow a guy's tongue then you need actual motherfucking help because something up there just ain't working right.

Next time you get a request to smooch a guy why don't you just go and reach down to cop a feel of the family jewels while you're at it. What difference does it make, right??

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