the "never have I ever" meme!

[colorblond]

HOW TO PLAY:

1. Everyone is at a big party. I don't know how we fit this many people into one room either, but bear with me!
2. Post an IC or anon comment with a subject that finishes the sentence "never have I ever".
3. If you see something your character has done, reply with them taking a shot! If they've done it many times, have them take many shots or down an entire bottle. Shots do not need to be alcohol, especially not for underage characters.
4. All characters must be honest. It's more fun that way.
5. Bother other people. Demand details. Don't wreck the house, please, and post warnings if things get 18+.

Comments

[domeinion]

Never have I ever been to a party where the cops came. Even if you count dance rioting while trying to take down the mob. Lowercase-M mob, of course, I have nothing against the uppercase-M Mob.

[colorblond]

[and there she go, one shot down]

[pishirogane]

...

[She doesn't know whether or not to drink.]

[your_best_friend]

[Flowey takes a shot.

IT BEGINS.]

[coneyislandcrazy]

Ha! Kid you gotta live more! Either that or your cops are awesome!

[ Meanwhile she's just gonna start chugging down a bottle]

[0hyes]

Never have I ever picked a fight with ortriedtomurder a child.

[...he's just gonna blaze through that second part like it's nothing and knock back a shot.]

[colorblond]

Do alien dog kids count?

[...down the hatch anyway]

[domeinion]

I should probably drink a lot for that one.

[your_best_friend]

[Drinking... and drinking... You monster. Do you really wanna see a flower get drunk this badly?]

[ceasetoexist]

Does it count if we were the same age at the time?

[Eh whatever he drinks anyway. After all hell he had to do it here a few weeks ago.]

[better2do]

[Subtly tries to take a sip of juice because why would you give the obvious child alcohol.

Also take that alcohol from the flower, we don't need him to be shitfaced.]

[chatwithdeath]

Never have I ever... run up my phone bill.

[mopocalypse]

One time!

[mopocalypse]

Never have I ever fused with somebody! It's kind of sad, sad...

[0hyes]

[Okay, this one, he takes a shot for rather happily. And then he ponders for a moment before taking another one.]

[colorblond]

[and here we have the first gem ever to get alcohol poisoning]

Never have I ever- [...fuck, there's not a lot of shit she hasn't done, UM] Oh! Never have I ever killed a teammate by accident!

[your_best_friend]

[Flowey takes a couple shots for this one.]

[your_best_friend]

Never have I ever had a child.

[There, at least that's something he could come up with.]

[domeinion]

Finding out you have one in the future counts, right?

[monge]

I've never played this game before, zura!



...Oh...b-but I'm playing it right now, zura...

[His smile slowly fades as he thinks about this, his arms going back down to his sides.]

D-Does that still count, maybe I should start over, zura...

Um, oh! I never had to do something over— ...This game is hard, zura...

[ceasetoexist]

It still counts.

[And he drinks. You weird little nerd.]

[snake_with_a_cape]

Never have I ever summoned my gem weapon. For me, I believe, is because I never really needed to. I have a blade on my tail and two sharp fangs... plus natural Pokemon abilities.

[domeinion]

You still have yours?

[ceasetoexist]

Never have I ever gotten shot.

[It is like, the one physically painful thing he hasn't had to go through.]

[your_best_friend]

[Welp. Taking a shot.]

[stopdestroyingmythings]

Never have I ever cared about humanity.

[domeinion]

That's kind of bitter.

[drink!]

[scarlet_devil]

Never have I ever... blotted out the sun.

[ And she takes a shot of some wine. ]

[your_best_friend]

[Takes a shot.]

Issh easy is you know whadda do!

[coneyislandcrazy]

Alright boozehounds try this one on for size!

Never have I ever been poofed back ta my gem!

And I wanna hear about it if it was a particularly good poofing!

[snake_with_a_cape]

[...

Drinks. Kebi doesn't ant to talk about those parasites.]

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

[ After all the drinking she's already done she decides to be way too honest.]

Never have I ever..*hiccup*..ever ever ever had sex!!!!

[ She's gonna hate herself in the morning for this along with the hangover.]

[chatwithdeath]

[She's an adult, she can do what she wants. And right now, that includes drinking because she would be lying otherwise. Kids playing this game... honestly.]

[trixupmysleeve]

Never has Trixie ever...had a secret crush on someone.

...what? It's true! Stop looking at Trixie like that and drink already!

[ceasetoexist]

[Yup. He drinks it down. A couple times, actually.]

[caneattheseapples]

Never have I ever kicked someone in the crotch.

Yeah, I know, it's a surprise! It's on my to-do list and I need to fix it soon.

[coneyislandcrazy]

Ha!

[She starts pour herself a few shots]

You should! It's hilarious and effective. I once stunned a massive murderous mariner by giving him a punt to his pearls.

He then proceeded to clean my clock and kidnap my crew but we took him down and got him into rehab after that.

[letsplayer]

Never have I ever killstole!

[she hasn't even committed real life murder yet, but look.]

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

[ Another groan and she starts lining up shots.]

It's not like I did it on purpose!!!

...well maybe a few times but Salvador was being a dick.