Hey! [he grumbles, but doesn't make much of an effort to get it back. Let her keep thinking the egg is a weird seed, if she wants. She's not exactly wrong. And he has like... four more cartons. He grabs another one and puts the whole thing in his mouth, then crunches down]

.... Now I KNOW yer pullin' my leg, friend. But that sounds like TONS of fun! Fruit would be SO much more enjoyable if it put up a fight!