[It's even seed shaped. She knows what she's talking about, she's gone through a lot of watermelons.]

It's a seed. Which comes out of something else, like all seeds do. Maybe if you planted it instead of eating it, you'd get a chicken!

[Her words are trending towards annoyed, expression darkening, arms crossed over her chest. Plants definitely move.]

The ones worth eating do. That's why I'm looking for watermelons. But this place only has these ... deformed oval things that just sit there, it's disgusting.

[Watermelons have heads and limbs.]