Alright! [Deadpool places the mic on a nearby table, rubbing his hands together as though he was witnessing the greatest stripping performance of all time.]
Don't worry, kid, I've never let anybody down! Well, like this. Mostly because I haven't given anyone singing lessons before, BUUUUUUTTTTTT we can make this work. Ready? About to list out some prettty complicated steps.
[Deadpool adjusts a more womanly stance here, leaning one foot back as though he were some kind of crystal gem proficient in ballet. A free hand goes up to his nose, wrapping around it in a mimicry of some kind of...giant beak.]
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Don't worry, kid, I've never let anybody down! Well, like this. Mostly because I haven't given anyone singing lessons before, BUUUUUUTTTTTT we can make this work. Ready? About to list out some prettty complicated steps.
[Deadpool adjusts a more womanly stance here, leaning one foot back as though he were some kind of crystal gem proficient in ballet. A free hand goes up to his nose, wrapping around it in a mimicry of some kind of...giant beak.]
All right. Everything begins with your stance.