[I'd say to ring up the old lady, but we caaannnn'tttt exactly do that here. Deadpool places his hands on his hips like an angry parent.]

Wow, really? You ever take a good look at your canon, Cool Ranch? Thing's a full-on musical sometimes!

[He's gonna wrap an arm over those tiny shoulders now. Tiny peridot shoulders.]

That's fine! Ol' D-P is gonna show you to how to be a regular M-C.