01 - because that's how we number these stupid things
[There's some sort of crimson nutcase hanging around the Temple today! If any of you guys are tempted to approach the guy walking around with the katanas strapped to his back who's looking at this place like it's a new car, that's your deal, but don't say I didn't warn you.]
I don't normally do roleplays 'ceeeepppttt for the occasional visit to The Love Hotel, but... [obnoxious whistling noise!] This place looks like like it's in dire need of some grade-A asskissing right now!
[As he's strutting around, arms unfolded, Wade Wilson notices something. Something...odd about the way that his spandex is working with his body today. He turns to look back at himself like he's a goddamn Coppertone Ad, and grimaces when he notices the large gemstone protruding from his...lower back.]
...Okay, that is gonna be a bitch to sit on.
wildcard - because as a Deadpool player, I am required to be spontaneous
[Deadpool is at the Lucky Shamrock today! He's singing some kind of bizarre song with the microphone at the stage, and he singles you out, because you replied to the prompt! Wade extends an arm towards you, walking close and singing to you.]
I can show you how to be strong... In the real way! C'mon, sing along. This is when the duet kicks in!
[He leans even more, pressing that beautiful mask against your smooth cheek.]
And I know that we can be strong In the real way! Dude, you're like...obligated to know this song!
Deadpool | That's right! A celebrity pops in to enhance your dull roleplaying lives!
[There's some sort of crimson nutcase hanging around the Temple today! If any of you guys are tempted to approach the guy walking around with the katanas strapped to his back who's looking at this place like it's a new car, that's your deal, but don't say I didn't warn you.]
I don't normally do roleplays 'ceeeepppttt for the occasional visit to The Love Hotel, but... [obnoxious whistling noise!] This place looks like like it's in dire need of some grade-A asskissing right now!
[As he's strutting around, arms unfolded, Wade Wilson notices something. Something...odd about the way that his spandex is working with his body today. He turns to look back at himself like he's a goddamn Coppertone Ad, and grimaces when he notices the large gemstone protruding from his...lower back.]
...Okay, that is gonna be a bitch to sit on.
wildcard - because as a Deadpool player, I am required to be spontaneous
[Deadpool is at the Lucky Shamrock today! He's singing some kind of bizarre song with the microphone at the stage, and he singles you out, because you replied to the prompt! Wade extends an arm towards you, walking close and singing to you.]
I can show you how to be strong...
In the real way! C'mon, sing along. This is when the duet kicks in!
[He leans even more, pressing that beautiful mask against your smooth cheek.]
And I know that we can be strong
In the real way! Dude, you're like...obligated to know this song!