IC ANON MEME

[caneattheseapples]

THE IC ANON MEME!!

It's function rambunction let me show you the rules:
1. Post with yourself if you want and let others respond to you with anon statements
2. Post ICly as your character as if in an anon community: bring up topics to talk about anonymously, ect. ect.
3. Respond to anything posted ICly. This is not an OOC anon.
4. IC getting pissed/wank at other IC characters is allowable, OOC wank it not.
5. Have fun!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I've heard of showing your hand, but this is an impressive lack of subtlety even by those standards.

[ironicoolly]

Like you've got room to talk.

Who said I was trying for subtlety?

[revolutionfalcon]

I'm fairly certain you don't know the meaning of the word by this point, but when you constantly call me out for not being subtle I felt it was time to raise the hypocrisy.

But anyone willing to be turned against me by anonymous word of mouth wouldn't be a comrade anyway.

[ironicoolly]

It's an anon meme, bro. I'm just following the rules, because I'm pretty sure barreling into one of those unanon makes you a prick.

Do you even have any real comrades here? Ones you don't treat like shit. Serious question here.

[(Anonymous)]

jesus christ just suck each other's dicks already

[ironicoolly]

Uh.

No. Wow, no. Jesus fuck, no. Like... on the list of dicks I'm not willing to suck - which is a mile-long list here, just so we're clear and you can't use this as evidence that Dave Strider sucks copious dicks (seriously do not do it I will sue you for libel, dog) - Kurosaki wouldn't even be on that list because that wouldn't be a thought that could ever actually cross my mind as a thing that could be thought.

Just... Jesus, man. That's goddamn repulsive.

[(Anonymous)]

Dude stop.

Don't respond to it what's wrong with you?

nayrt

[(Anonymous)]

What kind of freak would even suggest something like that?

[revolutionfalcon]

"Ironically", I would have assumed it was Dave if it involved anyone else but him.

[ironicoolly]

Holy shit for once in your life just learn to shut your goddamn mouth Jesus fucking Christ.

[revolutionfalcon]

What, too close to home?

[ironicoolly]

I legit hate you. So fucking much. In the most unironic sense. Holy shit I hate you you are one unbearably awful dude, you know that?

[revolutionfalcon]

Please, this is paltry insult-slinging. You do it often enough yourself. Or is it too much to bear when someone accuses you of being "interested" in someone instead of the other way around?

[ironicoolly]

Stop. We're not having this conversation in public. Or ever, preferably, but the chances of that aren't high given your obscene obsession with using me as a test subject for your pathetic attempts at winning the grand prize in armchair psychology, so just.

Cut it out. Reschedule the fucking meeting 'cause I'm not gonna show on time unless I go ignoring all the traffic signals and getting myself into a fantastic accident. Shit'll be hells of tragic, and my blood'll be on your hands.

[revolutionfalcon]

Then don't try to turn people against me because of an overblown personal vendetta. Most people here already know I'm not a "good" person, you're not bringing them any kind of news.

[ironicoolly]

Who says I'm trying to turn them against you? A question was asked, an answer was given. Try not to be such an oversensitive fucking baby.

[revolutionfalcon]

An answer was given with the implication that if anyone considers me any more than scum there's something seriously wrong with them. While I'm not going to argue that I've done horrible things, putting the onus on others to hate me is a bit much.

[ironicoolly]

Hey, just being honest.

[revolutionfalcon]

Recall how forgiving some people here are. You're condemning people like that out of petty immaturity.

[ironicoolly]

Nah. I'm just trying to get them to wise up before you inevitably end up screwing them over, too. Can't blame a guy for trying.

[gemasumi]

That is enough!

Cut this out, honestly. You're both being absolute fools about this!

[ironicoolly]

[And Exhibit A shows up to prove his point.

Nothing he can say here that wouldn't end up hurting Masumi too, so he just doesn't say anything.]

[revolutionfalcon]

So your response to someone openly telling you that they've realised what they've become and want to change is to drive away the people who could help them change? You think that's the best solution, or the one that lets you keep hating me the most easily?

For someone so concerned about morals, that's disgustingly low to crawl.

[ironicoolly]

Get over yourself. You don't deserve anything from anybody else. Not their time, or their forgiveness, or anything else. You want to change that bad? Go find a therapist. You know, the ones who get paid to deal with asswipes like you.

[revolutionfalcon]

Why the hell would I ask someone who knows nothing about me to deal with my problems? I've barely started admitting I have them - which, of course, is more than you can say.

Before you tell me to get over myself, you might want to take a look in a mirror, and stop being - ah, how would you put it - a sanctimonious prick.