[OUCH. Okay, he'd say something witty and scathing here, but that bit about the self-respect hits a little way too close to the mark.

There are, what, all of four people here who know him well enough to say something like that? MAYBE?]

Just so you know, you're nowhere near as anonymous as you think you are. I had you pegged for a reprehensible piece of shit, but even I didn't think you'd stoop low enough to bring your issues with me to a public venue like this. So congrats on breaking every expectation I had of you, I guess.

You're a real piece of work, you know that?