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Anon Shipping Meme

-Post with your character
-Anons respond with ships
-React ICly
-Watch as everything goes to hell

(pretty much taken from C&C)

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I'm not sure I would want to get "frisky" with Yang. [People who were scarred for life by Yang's thoughts about the Achieve Men: Weiss.] Especially if it's a situation where her hair could conceivably be damaged.

What kinda sex are we having that you're concerned about chunks of my hair getting ripped out?

[LOOK SHE'S NOT SAYING THAT COULDN'T HAPPEN, SHE'S JUST WONDERING.]

Yang, single strands of your hair breaking have made you go berserk. There are dozens of situations where your hair could get snagged on something and it could get awkward.

....

[There's a lot of ways she could respond to that.]

...I don't know about you, but the danger factor involved there kinda does it for me?

[SHE'S TEASING. ...SORT OF.]

Somehow I'm not surprised. Your girlfriend's a cat, after all. There's gotta be some inherent danger in that.

Not really. Mostly it just means she gives really good puss-

[WHAP]

Edited 2015-10-21 06:48 (UTC)

YANG. That's enough.

Alright, alright.

[SHE CAME OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND SHE'S HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW.]

[She's the one that started it.]

[OKAY MAYBE SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT JOKE WHILE RUBY WAS WITHIN EARSHOT OOPS.

SORRY BABY SIS.]

[WHY THIS SHE'S BEEN GOOD SHE HASN'T DIED IN MONTHS]

[LOOK RUBY. SHE JUST WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS IS HEALTHY AND VERY NORMAL.

YOU SEE. WHEN A GIRL LOVES A CAT GIRL...]

[THEY DON'T LET THE GIRL'S SISTER KNOW ABOUT THE THINGS THEY DO THAT'S WHAT'S HEALTHY AND NORMAL!!!!!!]

[FAIR ENOUGH.

JUST, Y'KNOW, IF THERE'S EVER A BOW ON THE DOOR MAYBE KNOCK FIRST, JUST FYI.]

Keep your freaky preferences to yourself, Yang!

Come on, like you don't have weird stuff that turns you on.

I have perfectly normal preferences, thank you very much.

[SO NORMAL. THE NORMALEST.]

[Pictured: normal.]

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