Anon Shipping Meme

[redotiertwo]

-Post with your character
-Anons respond with ships
-React ICly
-Watch as everything goes to hell

(pretty much taken from C&C)

Comments

Davesprite

[redotiertwo]

[(Anonymous)]

Davecest

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded

[ironicoolly]

[what the fuck is wrong with you people]

[redotiertwo]

What the fuck.

[The linest face ever to lineface. This is it.]

[[that sound you can hear in the background is the mun's high-pitched screaming don't mind that]]

[(Anonymous)]

MasumiDavesprite

[redotiertwo]

Uh.

I don't generally date infomodding creepers who may or may not have killed my alternate bro, but whatever.

[Anons. Can't live with them, can't live without-- wait what the hell is he saying of course he can live without them.]

[gemasumi]

My, how fortunate then that I had no interest, considering your evident opinions of me.

I have been trying to keep those 'infomod' abilities in check, by the way, but thank you so much for your judgement of my character.

[redotiertwo]

The infomodding isn't really the problem here. Also we've met, what, once? I know I've got fangirls trailing after me pretty much 24/7 but I don't get the feeling you're one of them.

[gemasumi]

Absolutely not, considering that I felt it would be considered rather rude after how our last conversation finished. If anyone would be showing you around, it would better be someone other than, how did you put it?

The one who 'may or may not have killed' Dirk.

He's fine now by the way, and I hope that you've had the chance to speak to the other.

[redotiertwo]

Glad we cleared that up then. Not like I have some huge impassible beef with you or anything, but this is coming on pretty strong.

[gemasumi]

As am I. For some curious reason clearing confusion has been alarmingly difficult for others here. [Now who could that be about...]

...Though for future reference I would still rather not be insulted in your defenses against suggested 'matches'.

[redotiertwo]

Hey, only insult there was "creeper", and inviting me into your room straight up was pretty forward of you, you gotta admit.

[gemasumi]

There seems to be a culture clash, then, as it was really no more different than inviting you into my home--far from the threshold of a personal room I would say.

[Actually no, Masumi, that's still very forward-]

[(Anonymous)]

Davesprite with anybody

Pick your poison buddy who're you makin' eyes at we'll fix up a little Lady and the Tramp type dinner for y'all with the longass piece of spaghetti and everything

[redotiertwo]

Wait seriously. [...If he's being honest with himself, he can't really see why someone would go that far for him.]

Well. I'm not...into anyone right now or anything. [jesus christ why is he being put on the spot like this this is the literal worst] I mean I'm sure there are plenty of people out there looking for a cool dude like me to hang out with but I dunno if I'm prepared for the pity dates coming in that thick, and I'm totally not like that with anyone from my world so it's not like you're gonna find anyone there for me to hook up with I mean--

[He probably won't be stopping that rambling for a while, but there's a particularly awkward stretch of tone when he hits the idea of being into people from his world.]