Anon Shipping Meme

[redotiertwo]

-Post with your character
-Anons respond with ships
-React ICly
-Watch as everything goes to hell

(pretty much taken from C&C)

Comments

Dave Strider

[ironicoolly]

[(Anonymous)]

SHUNDAVE

[ironicoolly]

I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response.

[revolutionfalcon]

That generally involves not responding.

[Really Dave, it's that simple.]

[(Anonymous)]

Jane/Dave of course!

[(Anonymous)]

+1

[(Anonymous)]

+2

[ironicoolly]

Guess that makes three of us.

Here's hoping she's included in that count. Either way, I'm gonna confess and hope it works out for the best. I just don't wanna ruin things between us if it turns out she's not so keen on the idea, though.

[(Anonymous)]

okay fine, jade/dave too

[ironicoolly]

[well.]

I've got it on good authority that she's more than filled her lifetime Strider quota.

[don't get him wrong, he likes her. he really, really does. but she deserves better than him, and he's pretty sure they both know it by this point.]

[(Anonymous)]

whose good authority is that exactly?

[ironicoolly]

Hers.

Even if she doesn't exactly remember that conversation right now.

Re: Dave Strider

[(Anonymous)]

DAVE/SUFFERING

+1

[(Anonymous)]

[ironicoolly]

Holy shit, seek counseling.

Re: Dave Strider

[(Anonymous)]

dave/hugging-a-cat-instead-of-gary

[ironicoolly]

For the record, I don't hug Gary.

[(Anonymous)]

just go and hug a goddamn cat already

[ironicoolly]

I'm not getting your preoccupation with this. Is there some connection between Gary and cats that I should know about, or...

Re: Dave Strider

[(Anonymous)]

don't listen to the others

you/hugging gary

[ironicoolly]

Is the world suffering from some national hug shortage or something? Are the streets just filled with unloved cats mewling at the feet of kitten-drowning pricks? It feels like everybody's looking to me to dole out some affection because they're all just starved for the stuff, but I think you're coming to the wrong guy.

About the wrong guy.

Because, and I mean I guess I could be wrong here, but Gary doesn't look like the type to appreciate a spontaneous hug outta nowhere.

[(Anonymous)]

you're his only friend dave

he needs your love

[ironicoolly]

[UHHHHHHHHHH]

I think it'd be sorta presumptuous to jump to the conclusion that he's got some hug quota to fill and I'm the only one capable of filling it, but.

[ironicoolly]

I mean... I guess...

[ironicoolly]

If the guy asked for one and meant it I... wouldn't... say no???

[WELL OK NO he... he has to consider this.

when's the last time he actually hugged anyone, jesus.]

Look, what I'm trying to get at is in a situation like that no's not gonna be a definite thing.

I guess.