Don't care. Over it. I could slurp cock daily and not come off as gay as the next thing I'm about to do so I really don't have the luxury of being able to worry about it.

[DEEP BREATH, DAVE. BE STRONG. YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU CAN DO THIS.]

So, uh. Anyway.

Do you...

[Fuck. Fuck, no, don't phrase it like that jesus christ start over redo]

...We have to make out.

[someone please kill him]