Anon Shipping Meme

[redotiertwo]

-Post with your character
-Anons respond with ships
-React ICly
-Watch as everything goes to hell

(pretty much taken from C&C)

Comments

[ceasetoexist]

That was t supposed to be anon above there

[coneyislandcrazy]

Ha! That's a riot!

Rick is brilliant, but too angry and smelly for my taste. I love to party with him but not a "party"

But if he ever wanted a cute clown comrade for combat he can come calling!

[(Anonymous)]

So that you know who to kill, right?

Sorry, but I'm not quite masochistic enough to give out my identity to you.

[ceasetoexist]

Eh, don't really care about killing you. Be better if you just shut your yap.

[pearl_chevalier]

...

[He sighs]

Wendy is... I haven't seen her in a long while.

[pearl_chevalier]

He... can be attractive when he wants to be, and we are kind of similar... but I don't think it would work out.

[cheetomom]

Poison Ivy and any other real gem. Rick if we're lucky.

Re: LIES

[cyan_maid]

[There is no mercy there is only zuul datefriends]

[agent3]

[EEEEEEEEEW

Shakes head forever holy Squid Jesus what is wrong with you anon]

[(Anonymous)]

19 is close enough

[relaxfriend]

Open your eyes, moron! Even if you or anyone kills me nothing. will. change.

[relaxfriend]

Oh no! Weird glances! Heaven forbid something as tragic and awful as that happens. Just what would all the morons think of you?!

[Rolling his eyes.]

Dave, what happened to you? You're acting like a loser.

1/2

[ironicoolly]

[At Gary's mocking tone and the word "loser," his body briefly stiffens, and he clenches his hands into fists.

His first instinct: to lash out, to redirect the topic of conversation so that the heat's on Gary instead, to call Gary a douche.]

[rickdiculous]

[There's a very loud and very sarcastic "HA" from the other room.]

[magistermentium]

Heh, what can I say? He's a swell fellow! Definitely one of the better humans I know!

Seems he's got some "issues" with friendship though... Guess I'll just have to help him work through 'em! Boy, isn't he lucky he's got me?! Ahahahaha!

[ironicoolly]

[Then he remembers just who he's talking to, remembers his own position, and he just... sort of deflates.

Gary's right. He is acting like a loser. The guy's being honest, and he can't really argue with that. It's not like Gary's being purposefully hurtful or that he's antagonizing Dave. This is just the way he is, and that much had been obvious from the first time they spoke on the net.

And despite that, Gary had positive things to say about him that time.

Dave looks down at the ground. God, he feels like shit. Like he's not living up to expectations. "What happened to you? You're acting like a loser."

Because this isn't who he is. Not who he should be, anyway. Gary expected more from him, and he should get a hold of himself already.]

...Yeah, my bad. Dunno what got into me.

[magistermentium]

[FLUTTERS EYELASHES AT]

[ceasetoexist]

Pretty easy to say that when you've never died before.

[relaxfriend]

[Just watching after he delivers the blow, noting his clenched fists and stiff posture. But the thing about this whole situation and his ego is that he didn't for a second think Dave was going to lash out. No, he's too weak for that. Even Petey managed to stand up to him.

Gary almost sneers at the thought, but seeing Dave deflate like that brings a very small smile to his face - one he quickly covers up with a sigh and look of exasperation.]

Yeah, it's fine I guess. But next time? I'm not sure I'll have the patience to deal with a freak out like that again. I don't like weakness.

And embarrassing freak out aside - I know you're not a weak, right?

So don't let that happen again.

[relaxfriend]

You're still talking like it's an inevitable outcome. It's not.

[ironicoolly]

[...Yeah. Yeah, he really does feel like shit.

He's dirt. Lower than garbage. His gem comes to life in his chest, bathing the area in a faint red light as proof of how much of a worthless failure he is. He glances down idly at it and places a hand over it, as if trying to cover up his fuckup.

He can't ever let this happen again. He has to make up for this. Has to show Gary his faith wasn't misplaced and that this was just a one-time fluke.

Gary's giving him a second chance here (and frankly, it's probably more than he deserves; he's not worth anyone's time when he really thinks about it). He can't let it go to waste.]

It... it won't happen again. Brief moment of insanity, but it's passed now. Flung into the void like a fucking piece of garbage.

So you don't have to worry about it.

[Yeah. He's just gotta keep telling himself that.]

[sixfingerednerd]

[Bill. Bill he will break every part of your face.]

[camparistar]

No, not really... The only one I can think of is Gongenzaka, and we're just friends.

It's fine, though! I'm not really looking to get paired up with anyone anyway.

[controledfreak]

I don't sound like that.

[Because clearly that was the most important thing there.]

[crapfully]

I also don't have your perfect sound-echo powers.

[He's looking a little put out.]

I mean, I could've gone for 'oh, Strong, come hither!' But I respect you more than that.

[For that he uses the horrific-sounding high-pitched voice he uses to voice comics about very unfortunate teenaged girls. Sounding less attractive every second.]